Miscellaneous: Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell...

By chinesef000d - 29/08/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML

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Saturday 29 August 2009 12:10

By beating them with one of your other frying pans, this fixes the problem.

Darth_Taco 14

Saturday 29 August 2009 12:06

Wow. Make them pay for it? Don't do what I would do (hunt them down and beat the crap out of them).

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NaziZombie 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 0:00

Now I know why they call it popeyes! Takes a bite ( o )( o )

fmh123 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 0:34

LOL i could totally picture this fml in my mind

iFruit 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:11

There's one part that's like the cherry on top- "they used my good frying pan". Waaaah waaaah waaaaah. I'm sad that OP is more concerned about the "good frying pan" instead of the fire. 

shootingstar8D 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:56

Get the frying pan that's on fire and throw it at them

Jessticle85 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 3:15

i hope u beat them with that pan later

nukeboi32 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 4:41

nice...?

shamille 5

Sunday 30 August 2009 4:56

i just don't understand where it's "your problem now" just because they used YOUR pan? it's not the pan's fault! hmm but i think since the OP grades is pans, he probably knows several ways to put out kitchen fires.

myhairynutsack 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 5:55

YDI for sharing living space with these ppl

defsdgdh 4

Sunday 30 August 2009 8:42

Poor you? Yeah this isn't a fyl this is a I spend to much money on different gay pans instead of buy a set my good frying pan. Shut up and go to kohls