Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML
Today, I was already late so I sprinted to catch the bus. Just as I jumped on, my left shoe flew off, and I practically tripped over my own feet, falling flat on my face in a bus full of strangers. The driver asked, "You OK Ma’am?" while stifling laughter. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
Today, I slipped while getting off a bus and caught myself dramatically on the handrail. As I spun around like a stripper, the bus driver stared as if I’d performed a stunt. I nodded like it was planned and walked away, limping slightly. FML
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Top comments
grahambertus 11
For some reason when I read 'flying' I imagined flying like superman not tripping. That changes everything
klovemachine 24
FYL. the guy deserved it :) he needs to watch his step ha ha ha
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Comments (109)
stolencookie 17
That sucks. Just because he fell short looking where he was walking doesn't make it your fault. HDI for being an idiot. : /
Pelreskovich 11
Wow. Way to go. Go grow or something so you quit tripping people. How inconsiderate of you for being so short. However, the seat change out of disgust made me chuckle..
Enslaved 38
Take your own advice. He was kidding. And if you didn't get the joke, that's your problem.
SneakySoul 0
boom roasted, you're thick. he was obviously being sarcastic.
THE_A_TEEN 28
It's called SARCASM, you ******* moron!!! Get a new Sarcasm-o-meter, for Xenu/god/satan/Crap monster's sake.
Pelreskovich 11
Lol @18. That made me chuckle more than the FML. Yes, I was CLEARLY kidding.. Thankfully people like Enslaved who are active enough on here to understand that are present. If you reply again I may not get back to you quickly because I'll be "F*cking myself".
xLoLa_fml 6
YDI if you were swinging your feet back and forth. I don't know how else he would've tripped over you.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Maybe the guy was unobservant or absent-minded and tripped over OP.
Justforlolz 14
I personally go out of my way to trip over people who are in no way blocking a path. Then I glare at them and make loud unnecessary comments to make sure others hear me. This guarantees angry onlookers and puts that person in the wrong. But then again, I'm just an asshole.
pagullarka 9
Karma is a bitch
Swiftly 0
Shoulda said "have a nice trip, see you next fall!
nabesh 5
I feel you
Dcm210 19
everyone should've known it was an accident.
amazingamelia 4
not exactly an interesting fml...
THE_A_TEEN 28
So you want a fancy FML to fit your upscale & prestige taste for the arts??
KiddNYC1O 22
When an FML lacks interest, I just don't comment altogether.
harof1c 0
Lol that must be ........umm. Embarrassing
Sumo69 9
Short people are always messing with tall people that will never change.