Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML
Today, I was already late so I sprinted to catch the bus. Just as I jumped on, my left shoe flew off, and I practically tripped over my own feet, falling flat on my face in a bus full of strangers. The driver asked, "You OK Ma’am?" while stifling laughter. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
Today, I slipped while getting off a bus and caught myself dramatically on the handrail. As I spun around like a stripper, the bus driver stared as if I’d performed a stunt. I nodded like it was planned and walked away, limping slightly. FML
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grahambertus 11
For some reason when I read 'flying' I imagined flying like superman not tripping. That changes everything
klovemachine 24
FYL. the guy deserved it :) he needs to watch his step ha ha ha
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Comments (109)
smedic34 3
This all could've been avoided.if you kept your feet under the seat and not in the aisle, YDI.
Krirn 21
I'm gonna make a guess and say that the seats were parallel to the windows and not aisle seats.
Bekll 31
Just shrug and smile, OP. You didn't do anything wrong. The most they should expect from you is to ask if he's okay.
bizarre_ftw 22
So you get to recline and you don't have to worry about odd looks. What's the problem?
gonad_gobbler 1
you should be happy op, that guy is falling for you!
hateevryone 15
it wasn't your fault.
Rocky007 15
Is this a short-bus joke?
Krirn 21
No.
glenysrod17 0
LMAOO he went flying
HighGTurn 12
Did you apologize at least?
dogpup4 23
Well did you apologise? Can't help thinking that if you did then no-one would have been disgusted at you.
KatieKupcake4195 9
Haha I'm only 4'10"-4'11" xD Sucks being short doesn't it OP? People always think I'm a little kid. Anyway, FYL. That guy seems like a drama queen.
Bobissmall 13
He glared at someone he thought tripped him, hardly makes him a drama queen.
KatieKupcake4195 9
No. I mean he could have tried to stop himself from tripping :P Lol