Today, I was sitting on my balcony reading a book. My upstairs neighbors thought that would be a good time to water their flowers. I'm now drenched in water, as is my book. FML
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Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading slightly wet when getting out. I put it on top of the towel dryer after delicately shaking it. Five minutes later, I heard a splash; I went into the bathroom to find that my book had toppled into the toilet bowl. FML
Today, I left outside a bowl of fine herbs I had painstakingly grown from seeds, so they could get some sun. What did they get instead? My upstairs neighbor's filthy soapy water from washing her balcony. Three quarters of the seedlings are now dead. FML
Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML
Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
Today, I had to water my entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turned off the hose and started to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it started pouring rain. FML
Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML
Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the small hole in the fence and soaked me. FML
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Top comments
joliesbebes 0
I hope it wasn't a library book!!
rattusrattus 19
They got water on your book. I suggest murder.
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Comments (139)
mintcar 10
That sucks but just dry the book and go dry yourself. Simple.
mintcar 10
Oh I get it, my suggestion is absolutely ridiculous. Makes sense as to why I'm getting thumbs down.
mintcar 10
I know, which is why I said it sucks. But it's the best solution in this case. ;)
Alicia17C 2
I don't think people care for solutions on this site, only witty insults and perverted references.
mintcar 10
I suppose.
iateyourdogx68 2
58-I beleive its because you pointed out the dam obvious.
mintcar 10
Damn* It's * Believe* Sorry, I like to point out the obvious.
kyanisaurus 0
put a pot of flowers on your own balcony where the water leaks :)
Alicia17C 2
how could this get back at his upstair neighbors?
kyanisaurus 0
why does it have to be about getting back at people?
Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0
cause getting back at them would be more fun. duh ;)
kyanisaurus 0
hahaha fine I admit defeat.
saint556 4
well thank goodness that they weren't drinking and pissed off the side.... see glass half full ya kno
macskapingvin 0
Well, the glass won't be half full once they've finished pissing into it.
doom2 8
hopefully you tried yelling saying you were up there.. but just dry your book and everything will be alright. unless of course it's a library book, then for sure fyl.
Death_From_Above 0
you mean "down" there. not up, her "upstairs neighbors" were the ones that soaked her
doom2 8
whoops! sorry! I meant that, I don't know why I put up :P
Death_From_Above 0
just makin sure ya seen that
chloe2114 4
Should've gone to specsavers 8)
rainport 0
do u get fukin waterballons and get them bak
CanadianChickie 9
Aww you poor thing.. You're not sugar,you won't melt.
ihasbrains 10
So what will they do if they're salt?
skylervondra 0
wet T-shirt!
cptmorgan15 2
It's all part of the secret plan to destroy every book in the world. I'm glad to see its members taking action.
ceddyz17 10
sounds soggy
snowdrift 6
that..sucks..ass(;