Today, I was sitting on my balcony reading a book. My upstairs neighbors thought that would be a good time to water their flowers. I'm now drenched in water, as is my book. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading slightly wet when getting out. I put it on top of the towel dryer after delicately shaking it. Five minutes later, I heard a splash; I went into the bathroom to find that my book had toppled into the toilet bowl. FML
Today, I left outside a bowl of fine herbs I had painstakingly grown from seeds, so they could get some sun. What did they get instead? My upstairs neighbor's filthy soapy water from washing her balcony. Three quarters of the seedlings are now dead. FML
Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML
Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
Today, I had to water my entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turned off the hose and started to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it started pouring rain. FML
Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML
Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the small hole in the fence and soaked me. FML
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Top comments
joliesbebes 0
I hope it wasn't a library book!!
rattusrattus 19
They got water on your book. I suggest murder.
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Comments (139)
instnt1nfction 17
^win
instnt1nfction 17
^win
Threepeaoh 0
"Great! Just great! Jimmy is going To just LOVE me for getting Harry Potter wet!"
StarkidNelson 0
That's kinda creepy. My best friend's name is Jimmi. I was reading Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets. Jimmi is a huge HP-hater. He was rather thrilled that my book was drenched. Are you like psychic?
stevenmx86 8
You say they thought it would be a good time to do it, as if they should've chosen a better time to water...? Typical.. Trying to pin the blame on everyone else..
hughsmith 0
wow ur gay
dgr8ing 0
^double win equal lose get stop bear-backing fool
sweetandsexy 0
why were you sitting there for so long?
Emmy_The_Great 2
Time to have a large, obnoxious party!
landonlasater 3
little water never killed anyone, before u guys troll, ik it has
FarSide 23
Not only that, but a little bit of water poured on your face, while you are strapped down, will even cause you to give up terrorist's secrets and save countless lives!
xXshadowrollerXx 6
If OP was watching TV, and it got drenched with water, would it not catch fire? I think that would be a worse situation.