Today, I was sitting on my balcony reading a book. My upstairs neighbors thought that would be a good time to water their flowers. I'm now drenched in water, as is my book. FML
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Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading slightly wet when getting out. I put it on top of the towel dryer after delicately shaking it. Five minutes later, I heard a splash; I went into the bathroom to find that my book had toppled into the toilet bowl. FML
Today, I left outside a bowl of fine herbs I had painstakingly grown from seeds, so they could get some sun. What did they get instead? My upstairs neighbor's filthy soapy water from washing her balcony. Three quarters of the seedlings are now dead. FML
Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML
Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
Today, I had to water my entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turned off the hose and started to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it started pouring rain. FML
Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML
Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the small hole in the fence and soaked me. FML
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joliesbebes 0
I hope it wasn't a library book!!
rattusrattus 19
They got water on your book. I suggest murder.
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Comments (139)
buttnuggets 0
oh shit...water!
aj193344 0
that's what younger for reading outside (:
chosha_fml 27
Can they see you from their balcony? Doesn't their balcony shelter you? This doesn't sound possible.
shane_lyne 0
lucky it wasn't boiling tea or coffee
Rwcrazy 0
At least it wasnt a nook or something like that
Barney_Rubble_75 0
Have them shot. Afterall, they're Swedish. ;) jk.
FeveryonesL 0
pretty sure you wouldn't get drenched from someone watering their flowers above you. unless they attempted to water their flowers with a fire hose you could have gotten out of the way before enough water hit you to leave you and your book drenched.
samicna 4
well it sounds like you ticked off your neighbors at some time!
iSolDyourSouL 0
lol poor book
sickandsexified 7
ahh hahaha that's funny!!!:)