Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading slightly wet when getting out. I put it on top of the towel dryer after delicately shaking it. Five minutes later, I heard a splash; I went into the bathroom to find that my book had toppled into the toilet bowl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML
Today, I was relaxing in the bath with oils and candles and a new book when my husband burst in with diarrhoea, filled the toilet, polluted the air, and knocked my new book into the bathwater. Then, while washing his hands, he asked if I wanted an oil covered shag. Romantic, right? FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML
Today, as a stressed NHS nurse, I tried to take a relaxing bath, except I dropped my book in the water, my candle set my hair on fire, I slipped getting out and may have broken my finger. The noise woke up my two kids, so I had to start their bedtime routine over again, and I got bath salt crystals in my eye. FML
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing bubble bath in my jacuzzi. I poured in the bubbles, turned on the jets, and got in. I realized too late that the jets had caused the bubbles to overflow and had made a huge mess in my bathroom. Relaxing, indeed. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML
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SakataGintoki 9
I'm going to laugh if you were reading Twilight. I laughed anyways.
Sandsh8rk 36
Well that idea went down the drain.
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Sandsh8rk 36
Well that idea went down the drain.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
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Yeah, and it's a shit book... now.
godisnowhere41 5
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Well now that's a shitty book
Pleonasm 36
Yea, I think TourettesGuy said it well enough the first time, or does adding "ty" to the end of shit make things a whole new level of original?
imavelociraptor 6
22- 19 probably didn't see the first comment before they posted theirs. People make mistakes...
lilhellian 27
26 6 minutes after his.. I'm sure he saw it...
Pleonasm 36
After six minutes he should be able to see it.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
^HAHAHA! Pleo I just hope your humour isn't wasted on people...
gun6slinger9 9
How did this fml even get posted? It's just a book...
SakataGintoki 9
I'm going to laugh if you were reading Twilight. I laughed anyways.
Pleonasm 36
He'd have to come out of the water closet, in that case.
nictransitglory 4
Touché 14, touché.
NoWayLady 13
Or Fifty Shades of Grey.
teddybby 5
I thought u were going to say it caught on fire! Could have been worse
RAUHWeltBegriff 9
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chocolateisyum 12
Well that idea didn't work. Maybe you shouldn't take books near water. It might get a bit splashy in there.
esp_superstar 10
Ahh I've done that before only it fell in the bath:(
MisterMichael 9
At least it wasn't a kindle
bigtaytay 13
Or a phone, iPod, iPad, really anything else. It's just a book
ALlamaOnFire 20
Just a book... Just a... ?! No.
im_bored_tired 12
The book sounds shitty.
RussianFox 13
So was your pun.
yup93 7
Sounds like there is a trip to Barnes and Noble in your future. Maybe this wasn't a terrible waste.
EpicSquishii 21
Uncommon Goods has a pretty bathtub tray that has room for a book and a glass/bottle of wine. I got it for my mom last year :)
ilikebikes7 3
Who has time to do all that in the bath? By the time you set yourself up it would have gone cold haha.
ALlamaOnFire 20
Baths take a long time to go cold. Unless you have a lukewarm bath...
LetThereBeFMLs 10
At least it wasn't your phone... I've had many a dilemma in which something topples into the toilet bowl, whether it were a roll of TP, a towel or even a spoon. I hope you can retrieve another copy of your book, because you must have really been enjoying it to want to keep it clean.
lk2481 4
Why do you need a spoon in the bathroom...?
LetThereBeFMLs 10
I didn't need it. I was emptying a bucket of water from the kitchen into the toilet and the spoon just plopped into the water...
lilhellian 27
And the spoon was in the bucket why?
LetThereBeFMLs 10
The spoon and other cutlery were in the bucket when it was filled with water. I was told to use said bucket to unclog toilet. So I removed the cutlery but didn't notice the spoon because of the foamy water(due to detergents). As I was pouring the foamy water into the toilet, I heard a *splash* and there it was...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
You had one job. ONE JOB.
kaoszombie 6
Dammit man, he's doing the best he can!!! *slams fist on toilet, causing something to fall in*