Transportation: Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very...

By ifmlftw - 22/06/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML

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By Ashleigh - 22/04/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML

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By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2023 06:00

Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML

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By saltynutz20 - 07/04/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight I noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. FML

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By wellalrightythen - 09/02/2015 06:23 - United States - Hobart

Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she'd put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right onto my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth and busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML

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By anonymous - 18/06/2010 17:25 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 21:30

Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML

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By Ella - 29/05/2012 05:14 - United States

Today, I went on a 7-hour plane flight. For 3 hours I had a bloody nose. When it finally stopped, I sneezed. It started to bleed again. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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By planes - 30/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

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bentleysdad11611 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 12:17

stick a tampax up her nose and enjoy your flight and her reaction

rocker135 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 12:17

shoulda thrown a bucket of KFC out the window shell follow it

Comments

OfficeNinja 5

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:12

I had to share a seat with some fat guy from MIA to ATL. I say "share a seat" because while I fit into my seat, the fat guy did not. he used up all his seat, and about 1/3 of mine. the flight was full so I could not move anywhere. airlines should require you to buy two seats if you can't fit into one. period. FYL OP!!

FleshForFantasy 3

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:22

Why didn't you just wake her up? Specially since her nose was bleeding.

mollyjynxjax 28

Friday 14 June 2013 19:11

*especially*

alexsmokesdro91 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:22

I would've violently woke her up.

kevinfenchak 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:53

Fat, socially unconscious people should have their own section in the cargo hold. I'm sick of them making their own problems into someone else's.

pinkspaceboundro 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 2:55

that's rude ass hell!

MissRoxiie 12

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:58

ewwwww , wake her up or put a blanket on your shoulder, don't let it drip !! so gross

alexFYL 11

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:02

The thing about this FML that bothers me most is the misuse of the word "violently". If she were bleeding violently, perhaps people would have a bit of compassion... she probably would need to go to the ER. Her being overweight is also unrelated to this FML. But still, that sucks.

SmallTownCutie 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 19:47

Her being overweight does have to do with the FML. Not only is this lady bleeding on him and laying on him, she is also taking up part of his seat, which makes the situation worse. Violenty does work here- if blood is gushing or spurting from her nose. Think a little.