Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
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Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, I was watching TV on the couch. My mom then kicked me off so she could lie down. Exhausted, I asked if I could sit at the end. She said no. A minute later she called the dog to come sit with her. As I was sitting on the ground, my mom told me to move because, "the dog can't see the TV." FML
Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor and whimpering pitifully. When my mom came in and saw him there, and me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML
Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, an old friend of my mom's yelled at me for "ignoring" her. I wasn't responding because she was getting my name wrong, so I assumed she was referring to someone else. FML
Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML
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MrSassypants 34
Atleast she didn't call the dog a bitch and got it confused with you.
caseyxoxo 0
Haha my mom does that all the time
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Comments (116)
dragonaair 5
Or did you get your name mixed up with dog?
Christopher08 0
damn ain't that a B1t€h I would yelled back at her
Fr1d3 2
That happens to me all the time! -_-
pita2423 10
my parents do the same thing now they just stutter our names the finally say u know who u are and what u did get ur a@@ in here even the dogs learned to respond to that phrase to. or dog get over here. usually happens when one of us is in really big trouble. lol at least u know u aren't the only one.
brittybrat1165 5
My mom does that too or calls me my brothers name and iv also found out my grandmas done that to my mom too what a ******* stupid cycle
Beelzebub259 7
My mum has called me the names of both our dogs and my uncle, she does it a lot
doglover100 29
My parents call me my sister's name.
DusktheKat 12
SOMEONE doesn't have parental influence.
sammyjo06 14
My mom did this all the time growing up. Sometimes she'd be calling for the dog and call one of the kids' names, too.
Baller_Bob 17
Punch her in the ******