Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
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Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, I was watching TV on the couch. My mom then kicked me off so she could lie down. Exhausted, I asked if I could sit at the end. She said no. A minute later she called the dog to come sit with her. As I was sitting on the ground, my mom told me to move because, "the dog can't see the TV." FML
Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor and whimpering pitifully. When my mom came in and saw him there, and me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML
Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, an old friend of my mom's yelled at me for "ignoring" her. I wasn't responding because she was getting my name wrong, so I assumed she was referring to someone else. FML
Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML
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MrSassypants 34
Atleast she didn't call the dog a bitch and got it confused with you.
caseyxoxo 0
Haha my mom does that all the time
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Comments (116)
StitchedBear 0
#56 is ugly as hell
hahaalolz 0
you can talk...
hahaalolz 0
and what the **** is up ur ass, obviously Not a dick
Holls16 0
that sounds like something my mom would do.
Fuzzfoot 0
it is her fault you resemble the dog.. hit her back for having bad genes
skorpien 1
Hah! Or for getting knocked up by somebody resembling a dog :P
skorpien 1
But seriously, don't hit her back. I was just laughing at the resembling a dog thing.
muffpuncher 0
you should have been like "WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM DAD"
willychris 0
I'll **** you like a dog
Ungarmax 0
4 kids, 2 dogs, 3 cats. My mom does it all the time lol
5t3ff1k4h 47
Yeah but is it really necessary to swat OP in the head for that? She could have (should have) just come upstairs to see why OP didn't answer. And then proceeded to yell if she's anything like my mother.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for having a room, for watching TV instead of playing outside, for even having a TV in the first place, for having a dog, for looking enough like the dog to confuse the poor old bat, for even having a mother (what a widespread problem), and of course for even having a head for her to swat. It's your own damned fault.
ksm80128 0
it happens, it happened to me so chill, who cares
aardvarkish 17
This reminds me of how the character Indiana Jones got his nickname.
dragonaair 5
Or did you get your name mixed up with dog?