Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
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Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, I was watching TV on the couch. My mom then kicked me off so she could lie down. Exhausted, I asked if I could sit at the end. She said no. A minute later she called the dog to come sit with her. As I was sitting on the ground, my mom told me to move because, "the dog can't see the TV." FML
Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor and whimpering pitifully. When my mom came in and saw him there, and me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML
Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, an old friend of my mom's yelled at me for "ignoring" her. I wasn't responding because she was getting my name wrong, so I assumed she was referring to someone else. FML
Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML
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MrSassypants 34
Atleast she didn't call the dog a bitch and got it confused with you.
caseyxoxo 0
Haha my mom does that all the time
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Comments (116)
Jimboom 12
Swat her back over the head for getting your name wrong. And then again for swatting you over the head. Don't just sit there and take it. Otherwise you will be subject to that crazy ladies ways.
fadingaway 17
This is stupid. Parents mix up their kids and dogs' names all the time.
farkie3 8
Bad dog! Bad dog! No treat for you tonight! Good dogs don't feel the need to complain about it on fml when their mother calls them by your name, do they?
nickstud 0
swat her ass back.
CO_Dorvanski 5
Sarah Palin maybe? Sounds like her intelligence level.
W4X 0
PWN3D
perdix 31
I always give my dog's people names. When I meet people who have those names, I have the tact not to say, "I have a dog named that." Who knows, maybe they'd like it?
starile 20
Only one way to find out! I should try doing that anyways, regardless of whether or not I have a dog with their same name ;]
sasonzal 4
u should hit her back n I'm not kidding espicialy since she's a bitch for forgetting her sons name then hitting u,my mom once hit me o hit her back I don't give a ****,then my gayass brother got involved,if your to much of a pussy to hit her back adlise steal money from her or somthing she's a total bitch
Mr_Zachary 0
I can see your future. There's a lot of prison sex in it.
FFML_314 12
I see silver toilets, chains and orange jump suits. I wonder...
hahaalolz 0
wow u guys are generous, I just see a piece of shit lying overdosed in the gutter. maybe I'm psychic...
sasonzal 4
u guys are ******,so he should let his mom hit him n not do shit?even if she called him by his name n he wouldn't answer she shouldn't of hit him,u think I'm going to jail?u 3 bitches are crazy
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Hitting your mother is pretty screwed up. = Even if you don't believe in corporal punishment, fighting violence with violence is stupid.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
That's right, Jane! That's why there should NEVER have been ANY war, EVER. If someone attacks and/or invades, just let them do whatever they want, because fighting back is STUPID. In other words, we should all emulate the French!
missrit 0
My mom does that all the time too. But first she goes through like all my sister's names and then the dog. Not really an FML or a YDI...
boritom 1
Next time it happens, go dig up the garden and pee on the carpet. If nothing else, it'll at least give your mom a valid reason for smacking you.