Fr1d3

miss

0
Followed

0
Followers

2
Badges!

5
Comments

626
Visits

39
Favorites

Bergen, Norway
30 years-old
Saturday 13 May 1995
Not specified

A propos de Fr1d3

Not specified

Fr1d3 - Followers

Fr1d3 - Followed

Fr1d3's page visits

lovers5201

Fucked!

Fr1d3's FML badges

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Fr1d3's favorite FMLs

By Ulysse - 01/01/2009 19:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I have my new iPod Touch, and I'm walking down the street. Since it's really cold, I'm wearing gloves. At some point, I want to change the song, and don't want to remove my gloves. I try changing the song with my nose, for about 3 minutes, until I realize I look really stupid. FML

agreeclassic 7 246

vote type 1 37 551

By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 16:13 - United States

Today, I got a root canal. It wouldn't have been that bad if the dentist hadn't performed it on the wrong tooth. FML

agreeclassic 31 065

vote type 1 1 851

Love is…

By Anonymous - 29/07/2012 04:25 - Denmark - Frederiksberg

Today, while getting ready to go to bed, I told my boyfriend that I feel depressed due to the lack of intimacy in our relationship. His response was to roll over, fall asleep, and send a deadly fart my way. FML

agreeclassic 27 337

vote type 1 3 890

Tony Soprano?

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - York

Today, I asked my best friend if he would do me the honour of becoming my son's godfather. He replied, "Um, that's just rude. You know I'm an atheist." Huh? FML

agreeclassic 27 685

vote type 1 8 737

By Anonymous - 27/07/2012 19:04 - Norway - Rakkestad

Today, my daughter proudly showed me her new tattoo sleeve, which is made up of an angry cupcake, hemp leaves, and a My Little Pony character. She's almost 30, still unemployed, and still lives in my home. I now have no hope of her ever becoming a productive member of society. FML

agreeclassic 30 333

vote type 1 8 382