Love: Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly,...

By asdfasdf - 03/03/2009 15:38 - United States

Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said, "Hey beautiful" so I smiled. He then asked if I was free on Friday night. I smiled and said, "Yes, why do you ask?" He looked up from the bananas and pointed to the bluetooth in his ear. FML

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Well, this is awkward

By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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By purpledp12 - 11/02/2010 09:12 - United States

Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML

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By Noname - 23/01/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

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Pleased to meet you

By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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Spooky

By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 09:41 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my new boss. He asked things like "How are you?" "How's your day going?" and "What's for dinner?" I answered everything and tried to make small talk. I then noticed that he was wearing a bluetooth and was talking to someone else. FML

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Shush

By Nutty - 24/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML

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By SuperCoolGurl - 17/12/2011 13:30 - Australia

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

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ruthlessriot 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 19:59

this is why i hate bluetooth

lxclark 17

Monday 5 April 2010 9:02

Those bluetooth things are so annoying! One guy had one while standing next to me at a urinal. Imagine my suprise when he said "I'll come in a minute"..

Comments

Vonnick 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:44

Got to love assumptions, eh?

ODEEZY 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:54

Dont you just love technology? XD

LifeSUCKS143 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:06

Oh man I'm sorry lol..

bigman2222 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:10

that's so funny

ful_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:12

Ah! Bluetooth strikes again!

bigman2222 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:14

I jizzed on a Bluetooth once

amelinat 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:14

That is pretty mortifying, I hope the fellow had a sense of humor about it.

laurreenn 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:17

this is my favorite fml. how do i favorite it?

coldasfire 23

Sunday 19 April 2015 0:24

Press the button to turn off your phone and leave.

thalassasea 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:23

Okay, this was obviously adapted from the Motorola commercial, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1V4JDA790.

jnndwdx3 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:30

hahahah oh my god thats so embarrassing, bluetooths suck they make the people using them look like they're talking to themselves. I saw a guy in the car next to me absolutely FREAKING OUT screaming and shaking his fists, but there was no one else in the car. I really hope he was on one...