FML : Today, I was on my way home from a friends house. I called home ahead of time to let my parents know. My dad picked up and in a panting voice said, "Now...

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Today, I was on my way home from a friends house. I called home ahead of time to let my parents know. My dad picked up and in a panting voice said, "Now isn't a good time, drive around the block for 15 minutes." FML

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By hlev24 - / Tuesday 3 March 2009 16:20 / United States

Intimacy

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By LittleMissMack | 0

#13239 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:30

Parents have sex, it's not that big of a deal. And its better than "Today, I didn't call my parents to let them know I was coming home. I walked in and heard my dad f*cking my mom. FML."

By ajscott | 0

#13234 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:28

Look on the bright side. At least you didn't walk in on them having sex on the living room floor.

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By j00lie | 0

#13209 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:23

OMG. i am so sorry. your life is definitely fucked. :|||

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JPLovesAnimals | 4

#3175545 - Thursday 25 August 2011 03:13

Nahh. But his dad is. Rofl.

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martialart1st18 | 19

#5857625 - Friday 14 February 2014 01:29

He was probably exercising

By TBR | 0

#13211 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:23

What is that saying "You can't go home again" Lmao I hope you went some place for a while (a shrink maby)

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brandonlee69 | 5

#2311835 - Friday 8 April 2011 02:30

fatty

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britania | 0

#2451111 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 07:15

hey that's not nice

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kroekdog | 7

#3207017 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 09:43

He is a sexy mutherfucker

By rlykewl | 0

#13222 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:25

lmfaoooo

By nimleh | 0

#13233 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:28

Oh my, I'm so sorry! That is truly fucked up.

By ajscott | 0

#13234 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:28

Look on the bright side. At least you didn't walk in on them having sex on the living room floor.

By LittleMissMack | 0

#13239 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:30

Parents have sex, it's not that big of a deal. And its better than "Today, I didn't call my parents to let them know I was coming home. I walked in and heard my dad f*cking my mom. FML."

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tman188 | 0

#1037713 - Monday 21 June 2010 03:00

#7, don't you mean see them f*cking

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smileydancer92 | 2

#2207769 - Saturday 19 March 2011 10:31

no. she heard them

By broken_heart_fml | 0

#13246 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:34

HAHAHA THAT SUCKSSS !

By Stakeout | 0

#13263 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:39

yeah definitely better you called than walking in on them

By dammn | 0

#13269 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:41

wow, that is a fuck my life moment !

By LOLWUT_fml | 0

#13277 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:43

...No words are suitable to describe how fucked up that is...

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Scratch241 | 5

#3302429 - Saturday 17 September 2011 06:12

Why? How do you think he got here in the first place? Parents have sex, big whoop

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