By hlev24 - 03/03/2009 16:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was on my way home from a friends house. I called home ahead of time to let my parents know. My dad picked up and in a panting voice said, "Now isn't a good time, drive around the block for 15 minutes." FML
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You deserved it 6 717

Same thing different taste

Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine

By Anonymous - 03/04/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, as always, when my dad says he needs my help and that it will only take 15 minutes, it will actually take all day because he doesn't plan ahead. This has happened three times now, so this time I demanded he compensate me for my time if I have to drive out there. He called me an "entitled little shit" and hung up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 383
You deserved it 185

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LittleMissMack 0

Parents have sex, it's not that big of a deal. And its better than "Today, I didn't call my parents to let them know I was coming home. I walked in and heard my dad f*cking my mom. FML."

Look on the bright side. At least you didn't walk in on them having sex on the living room floor.

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OMG. i am so sorry. your life is definitely ******. :|||

JPLovesAnimals 4
martialart1st18 19
TBR 0

What is that saying "You can't go home again" Lmao I hope you went some place for a while (a shrink maby)

Oh my, I'm so sorry! That is truly ****** up.

Look on the bright side. At least you didn't walk in on them having sex on the living room floor.

LittleMissMack 0

Parents have sex, it's not that big of a deal. And its better than "Today, I didn't call my parents to let them know I was coming home. I walked in and heard my dad f*cking my mom. FML."

#7, don't you mean see them f*cking

smileydancer92 2

yeah definitely better you called than walking in on them

wow, that is a **** my life moment !

...No words are suitable to describe how ****** up that is...

Scratch241 5

Why? How do you think he got here in the first place? Parents have sex, big whoop