FML : Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner...

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Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By asdfasdf / Tuesday 3 March 2009 15:38 / United States

Love

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By ruthlessriot | 0

#12908 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 19:59

this is why i hate bluetooth

By lxclark | 17

#974336 - Monday 5 April 2010 9:02

Those bluetooth things are so annoying! One guy had one while standing next to me at a urinal. Imagine my suprise when he said "I'll come in a minute"..

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By ruthlessriot | 0

#12908 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 19:59

this is why i hate bluetooth

WhatANoob | 0

#884404 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:40

Agreed number one

lxclark | 17

#974336 - Monday 5 April 2010 9:02

Those bluetooth things are so annoying! One guy had one while standing next to me at a urinal. Imagine my suprise when he said "I'll come in a minute"..

DishHeads | 9

#1113812 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 15:13

haha epic

keenflow | 2

#4443441 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 20:10

1- agreed. I hate walking or being by people who have them, it makes you look like a complete fool when you respond to them. Especially when you carry on a convo with them the whole time lol

By Fakebuster_fml | 0

#12910 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:02

Faaaaake. Let me get this straight, you sit down next to a guy, who you think is talking to himself. All of a sudden, without talking to you at all beforehand, just himself, he asks you out to dinner, and your first response is YES!!!!!

FAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

By jm88 | 0

#12911 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:02

Really, #2? He could have made a call and went with that right off the bat. Are you *really* going to dub yourself 'fakebuster' and go around doing this?

By bruisedghosts | 0

#12921 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:06

Heck, as long as it's entertaining (and this one is), who cares if it's fake? I don't really feel it's my purpose in life to analyze FML.

By CowGoesMoo | 0

#12925 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:09

I think it sounds kind of fake too. Well, half the things on here do. But you know what they say, sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction...

By Victoria_fml | 0

#12926 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:10

Embarrassing...
Reminds me #184275. ^^

By LameKara | 0

#12928 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:12

Haha the people that think it's fake have obviously never encountered someone with a bluetooth. It's very easy to think they're suddenly talking to you if their voice changes volume or tone.

By fcuk_mylife | 0

#12949 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:24

sounds fake.. and i sort of hope for your own sake that this is fake, because i'm sure you looked stupid as hell.

regardless, i HATE bluetooths. people look fucking stupid with them in.

By lollipop217 | 0

#12953 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:28

I hate those asshole phones

By Salina_22 | 0

#12959 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:34

This is not fake, I did the same answering back to my friend I thought was talking to me, and then they turn around to show me they were on bluetooth, gets me everytime...
I have to say this is a good one.