Today, I was singing while lying upside down chewing gum. My dad was trying to focus on the current football game and hushed me. I yelled, "No!" resulting in my gum becoming lodged in my windpipe. I shut up after all. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I began to choke on a large pill while my mom was in the room. Hoping that she would help me, I began to make a lot of noise. After she completely ignored me, I threw my body over a chair, saving my life. At this point my mother asks me to shut up because she can't hear her friend. FML
Today, I almost died. How? I nearly suffocated after passing out while chewing an entire pack of gum. I should really drink less. FML
Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML
Today, I was running on a soccer field and accidentally dropped my gum from my mouth. No one had noticed so I picked it up and started chewing again. It was a different flavor. FML
Today, my dad texted me while I was in the dentist's chair getting my teeth cleaned. The dental hygienist jumped at the notification sound my phone made and split my gum open. FML
Today, I tripped over my dog and landed on my face while trying to prove to my father that I can walk and chew gum at the same time. FML
Today, I was in the cinema making out with my girlfriend. I asked her if she could stop trying to pass me her gum because it was kinda gross. She replied, "It's not gum, I just have bronchitis." FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Today, I choked on oatmeal, watered-down soupy oatmeal. It seemed to get stuck halfway down. I chucked up several spoonfuls. My wife was oblivious to all the noise I was making because she had her over-the-ear headphones on, listening to some stupid YouTube video. FML
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nuked 0
And why were you singing during a game? YDI for being a disrespectful idiot.
Malevise 0
YDI for being annoying.
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Comments (160)
shockcrow 0
never talk back to daddy
BangOut 2
YDI, ****
ImASHMARTcookie 0
BANANA!
1234567890s 0
y wud u chew gum upside down?!!!!! silly
lindsaylikeomg 0
Ydi for lying upside down while chewing gum. you were practically asking for it.
NataleeC 0
Oh My Gawd! Grow the **** up! To me this isn't an FML it's an opportunity to laugh at an immature idiot who finally got what he/she deserved. . .congrats, OP you made me laugh so hard that I fell off of my chair. . .
NataleeC 0
oh I disagree now. . . . . . it's actually FyourDadforcreatingyou'sL and Fthepoorchewinggum'sL
pepolshet 0
Well too bad you didn't choke and die. Then it would be an YDI.
kitten1323 19
if only she did choke and die...
DRY0YRD 0
People on this site get way too overexcited and over-angry when it comes to YDIing . . . I think this whole scene was a bit more playful, as singing during the game isn't really much of a rebellious act. Although it's still a YDI for chewing gum upside down.
polico_wolf 0
singing at any time at all is annoying
iplaywow 0
karaoke? how's it annoying then? but yes i agree, OP YDI so hard
Piklink 0
Karma strikes again, YDI. XDDD
greeneye_fml 12
YDI for being annoying. I wish that would happen to the annoying idiots who sing around me randomly.