Those automatic stuff are pretty damn annoying, especially the damn toilets.

OOH you're fucked. You better dry that purse because if your purse contains more than 3.4oz and is not in a quart-bag, then the airport security will confiscate it.

I don't think she's posting from the toilet :P

if ur wearing a black shirt, the automatuc sinks cant read u.. and i hate purses. theyre annoying to handle and keep track of

I think something like that has happened to everybody who has ever had a purse, briefcase, or shopping bag near an automatic sink.

4 42 25 are all epic WIN.

you should see guys going to the restroom, we storm in there, go up to the trough, pull out our dicks, let it fly, shake em off, only twice though cause 3x is playing with yourself, get our hands wet, drip dry and kick the door to go out. not to avoid touching the door handle, just to look cool. You didn't even mention how much trouble you spend trying to go pee. YDI for being a woman

Your coolness amazes me. Can we get married? I'll stay in the kitchen, I promise.

its already happened to me haha. on a field trip i ruined my history notebook.

Why would we? This is a perfectly acceptable FML.