Health, Dentist and Painful: Surprise! - FML

Surprise!

By BAMashleyx3 - 06/06/2019 06:07

Today, my dad texted me while I was in the dentist's chair getting my teeth cleaned. The dental hygienist jumped at the notification sound my phone made and split my gum open. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 884

You deserved it 654

Health Dentist Painful

Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment - Reply to : #

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

skippydoda 32

Thursday 6 June 2019 9:14

What the hell is your notification sound?

bidet 8

Thursday 6 June 2019 12:21

That's why they tell you to silence your phone while in the office.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 6 June 2019 6:22

Your fault for making your dad’s ringtone death thrash metal music! That’ll scare the shit out of anyone!

skippydoda 32

Thursday 6 June 2019 9:14

What the hell is your notification sound?

bidet 8

Thursday 6 June 2019 12:21

That's why they tell you to silence your phone while in the office.

Sinshine 28

Thursday 6 June 2019 14:41

Always set your phone to silent when in meetings or at appointments. Aside from avoiding things like this that way, having your phone go off when you're supposed to be busy with someone is just rude.

Casey Gill 4

Friday 7 June 2019 1:46

You should floss more or that wouldn’t have happened

Sonotsuave 34

Friday 7 June 2019 4:55

Okay you’ve just identified one of my fears

Keywords

Break-ups Love Death Health Doctor Relatable Vegan Education Kids ACAB Cops Parents Scary Cute Embarrassing Delivery Sex Amazon Gross Weird Customers Work Toxic Pranks Medication Insomnia Sleep Fight Abuse Public freakouts

The Top

Aujourd'hui, avec mon homme, nous avons des jeux sexuels un peu particuliers. C'est ainsi que je me retrouvais ligotée, bâillonnée dans le coffre de sa Clio, direction son appart. J'y serais sa prisonnière sexuelle pour le week-end. Après 10min de route, il s'arrête. "Contrôle de Police Monsieur, vos papiers svp." VDM

I agree, your life sucks 107 653

You deserved it 28 501

Aujourd'hui, mon garçon de 12 ans est venu me voir pour me dire qu'il était peut-être temps que je fasse autre chose de ma vie et que je grandisse. J'ai 36 ans et je suis game designer. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 57 195

You deserved it 5 575

The Top

Today, my cat let out the biggest moan I have ever heard, while we were both in the living room. My dad heard and accused me of watching porn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 504

You deserved it 3 231

Today, a side effect of my new medicine is uncontrollable itching. To “help”, my boyfriend gave me itching powder. When I got mad, he claimed he thought itching powder was used to combat itching. What? FML

I agree, your life sucks 985

You deserved it 154

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 542

You deserved it 14 231

Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 118

You deserved it 68 211

Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 521

You deserved it 64 237

Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 812

You deserved it 3 076