Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML
Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML
Today, I was traveling by bus. There were no spare seats, so I stood next to a seated lady. When she got off at her stop, I was amused because her bum made the shape of a mushroom on the seat. I went to sit on it. So I'm sitting there when I realise the seat is really warm... and wet. FML
Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
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GloomySkyz 0
If nobody has realized from reading all these FMLs yet, Its the really stuck up popular girls that do this kinda stuff. Spending the rest of your life with her or a part of it would be a bitch.
Aelaena 6
WOW what a bitch
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supra97_fml 0
you're too good for her bro
sevbaby 0
either she is shy, she doesn't like you (no offense), her ass hurts (possible), or she's just a bitch. or maybe it could be you (again, no offense). haha.
agentasuka 0
Either she has hemorrhoids or she's a snobby bitch ;P
Allord 0
You deserved it. All you needed to say was "Want a seat?"
ravenscorne 0
But then again some people just like to stand on the bus. I don't usually take it, but when I do, I like to stand in the middle, even if it could be completely empty. So don't take it to heart.
snoopy2010 0
OK what people are missing is that this is a SCHOOL bus. I can understand not wanting to sit next to a stranger on a public subway or bus, there are a bunch of weird people on those. Most older high schoolers have cars, so this sounds like junior high or young high school kids on a simple school bus. It does change things, a lot. Most kids on the same school bus are at least somewhat familiar with each other from seeing each other around, so I doubt she thought he was a hobo or rapist or something. She was just creeped out by him, probably unnecessarily. So yes, it's likely a bitchy move on her part. Nobody stands on a friggin school bus. The 'hot' thing is relevant only because 'hot' people usually don't lack confidence or are so shy they can't sit next to a classmate, not because the OP wouldn't have done the same thing to an ugly person. OP - don't worry about it. It was a bitchy move on her part but in a few years this won't seem like a big deal at all to you.
hays17 0
Lots of people stand on a bus even if a seat is available. It might not have had anything to do with you.
xO_starstruck_xO 0
haha i agree w/#10. did she see you move the bookbag tho?!
DoctorManhattan 0
I agree with #102. I'll sometimes stand on the subway just because I feel like standing, even if half the car's seats are empty. Also, people need to cut back on doing nice things for people simply because they're more attractive. Do it because it's only courteous to hold your book or package or whatever if there aren't any other available seats. And I guess nobody ever told you that there's a large number of women in the world who respond more positively to being treated poorly than to being groveled over. :P
HarborLights 0
She was probably just shy.