Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML
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Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML
Today, I witnessed a homeless man fall off of his bike and land face first onto the pavement. Bleeding and shivering in the 40 degree weather, I gave him the coat off of my back. He got up like nothing happened and sprinted away with it. Oh yeah, my wallet was in the inside pocket. FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
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marijuanasmoker4 3
He must have thought you were donating it for his trip back to Oklahoma.
Jacobt24 19
$2.00 in this economy? No wonder he stole your bike.
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Comments (150)
neimato1 0
at least now he could get out of oklahoma
Sweetpea137 0
what would have funny if the hobo didnt even know how to ride a bike
justbigbs 6
Its doesn't pay to be nice to people. Nice people are hard to find, and the nice ones turns mean as soon as bad ones tainted them. For every one nice guy, there's a 100 bad ones. Don't let go of your kindness, because that's your salvation from being a unhappy person. If you really want to help others volunteer time NOT MONEY, too dangerous these days and lots of scammers. If you not a people person try helping out in animal shelters or reservations, that would be more meaningful.
razorbacks2015 0
Thats whats wrong with America these days!
tommygoldman05 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd63P7mYXzo
DarylAndrew 2
Most homeless people don't eat, how the hell did he take your bike
erinlee0103 13
I would hate to get my bike stolen... but I hope that he used it to help get home and didn't just sell it at the nearest pawn shop. If I had to go across the country, I'd much rather do it on a bike rather than walking... and you would know it was put to good use!
SuperWhoMarvLock 22
Good for you for going out of your way and giving him the money. Sorry about your bike. :/
WolfAvenge 22
I've actually been homeless. Many of the homeless people I've met when I was in a shelter use and abuse people, smoke weed, or get someone to illegally exchange their food stamps for real cash. Some of them I feel bad for, the majority... Not so much anymore.
4FukSake 12
You deserved it there are too many people like you who give money to those alcoholic drug addict bums. Hate all you want cuz it's true.