Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML
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Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML
Today, I witnessed a homeless man fall off of his bike and land face first onto the pavement. Bleeding and shivering in the 40 degree weather, I gave him the coat off of my back. He got up like nothing happened and sprinted away with it. Oh yeah, my wallet was in the inside pocket. FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
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marijuanasmoker4 3
He must have thought you were donating it for his trip back to Oklahoma.
Jacobt24 19
$2.00 in this economy? No wonder he stole your bike.
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Comments (150)
SGT_DBL 15
YEAH! A new Homeless FML! I've waited so long for the homeless to continue their semi-insane rampage of unexpected chaos and mooching! Homeless FMLs are my favorite!
anti_average 5
At least he left you the sign. Now you can get some money for a new bike, and maybe even a trip to Oklahoma!
writergirl23 19
And that's why you never trust a hitch-hiker, especially one who asks for money. I don't think you learned any sense when you grew up. ...
Thebluesteel1 3
that'll teach u to ride a bike, get off your lazy ass and buy a car. prick!
fashionbug9880 22
How is he a lazy ass if he's riding a bike? What the hell? Isn't he the opposite? You are seriously a dumb ass. How about you get off your lazy ass and ride a bike. Hey, well at least he doesn't create pollution, doesn't waste money on gas, and gets fit.
drizzy212 4
U kinda deserve it
thewebslinger 0
from Oklahoma, give me $2 to add to my escape Oklahoma fund. I also accept bikes.
LilAngel606 5
why would you even give the guy money
mightymart 5
thats why I dont give a dime to them, ever
I_LOVE_CAPS 2
I live in Oklahoma. NEVER TRUST US. Stupid.
SpotShot 6
why did u get off the bike to give him money??
blackwidowtaco 31
Because he was trying to be a good Samaritan.