Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML
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Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML
Today, I witnessed a homeless man fall off of his bike and land face first onto the pavement. Bleeding and shivering in the 40 degree weather, I gave him the coat off of my back. He got up like nothing happened and sprinted away with it. Oh yeah, my wallet was in the inside pocket. FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
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marijuanasmoker4 3
He must have thought you were donating it for his trip back to Oklahoma.
Jacobt24 19
$2.00 in this economy? No wonder he stole your bike.
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Comments (150)
Rick_Rolld 0
Well, Oklahoma sucks. Why were you riding your bike? It's 107 degrees outside!
drewkane_fml 0
Too bad they didn't teach you how to spell.
Pazu_fml 10
FYL for having your trust betrayed, but you really shouldn't give to panhandlers. If you want to help the homeless, donate to charities that focus on the homeless.
Enigmax2514 7
this remind me of a joke... a girl see a pair of dogs mating. she ask her grandma what they were doing. the grandma uncomfortably told her the dog on top was hurt and the bottom one was helping him. the girl then said they were alot like humans... lend people a helping hand and they **** YOU EVERYTIME
letsgopens58 4
YDI. It's his own fault he won't get his sorry ass a job.
brie_elise4093 0
ok I'm sorry but I kinda love Oklahoma. go okc thunder!!!!!
Bea_FaCurtains 17
We Oklahomans sure are resourceful!
Cirso65 7
the question still remains.... how did he end up outside of oklahoma?
SGT_DBL 15
Well... he was probably in Oklahoma holding a sign saying he needed money and when someone stopped to give him some, he stole their vehicle and used it as transportation to wherever this FML took place. Now hes in another place with another sign waiting for the next victim...
canucks92 0
never trust them!
cyphi1 2
that's why I only give bums bottles.