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hahahahaha
aw the poor puppy!
Better to be pissed off with a puppy than with a duck.
that's not true. a puppy can be taken from it's mom at birth if she's unable to feed it or refuses to. It's very common for puppies to be weaned from mom at 5 weeks. The new owner would just have to make sure it gets it's shots.
u have a puppy op stfu!
82. good night its over with thats all she wrote! (literaly)
96 you do know thats an actual saying right?
i thought the rest of the fml was going to go around the lines of "I snezed and the puppy got smashed by my head and died." but it didn't. phew.
aww cute puppy.. :)
stop being mean to puppies!
How was OP being mean to the puppy? Sure OP coulda moved the puppy, but it's still a baby so OP let it say there. My cat actually did that to me when she was a kitten, only I had coughed.
fail you spell it wrong
It's probably a 5 month old puppy... If it was five weeks OP would probably kill it on accident.
You can't take a puppy home until 6 weeks after it gets it's first shots, so OP probably meant months.
im still scared of sneezes...
50 Op could have had a dog and it could have had puppies and maybe she was sleeping with it.
haha that sucks but really funny
Why is a FIVE week old puppy sleeping in your bed? They're still really fragile at that age.
that and because he was sleeping above your head he will be starting to get the idea he is pack leader.
Someone has been watching the dog whisperer. :D
they arent that fragile? my puppy is old 6 weeks old.. and she sleeps with me all the time.. got her when she was 2 weeks old.. and shes the love of my life!
#80 when the puppy is 2 weeks old its dangerous to take them from their mother because they still rely on her for food and are still learning how to walk and function as a living thing
lucky you
Lovely...
piss-head!!
hahaha. Why was your dog sleeping there?
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Why is a FIVE week old puppy sleeping in your bed? They're still really fragile at that age.
Aw :) puppies are great!