Today, my 5 week old puppy decided to sleep between my head and the headboard of my bed. I sneezed and my puppy got so scared it caused him to pee on me. FML
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Sammara
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Why is a FIVE week old puppy sleeping in your bed? They're still really fragile at that age.
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wiggs5
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Aw :) puppies are great!
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Mauskau
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hahahahaha
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ChantelRenaeee
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aw the poor puppy!
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urdirtyolduncle
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Better to be pissed off with a puppy than with a duck.
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staceysgenesis16
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hah !! wow thats groosssss ewwwwuhhh
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LOLbomb
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This is one reason why I never let my dog sleep with me. Another reason is that he probably couldn't fit on the bed...
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lv8898
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that's not true. a puppy can be taken from it's mom at birth if she's unable to feed it or refuses to. It's very common for puppies to be weaned from mom at 5 weeks. The new owner would just have to make sure it gets it's shots.
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Ryanfmlfiend
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u have a puppy op stfu!
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Marianette
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still. I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
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MrFlintstone
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that dogs thinking fuck lady you scared the piss out of me.
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dedrater_kool_u
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82. good night its over with thats all she wrote! (literaly)
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toastyjustice
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96 you do know thats an actual saying right?
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Isabel312
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i thought the rest of the fml was going to go around the lines of "I snezed and the puppy got smashed by my head and died." but it didn't. phew.
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Anton317
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aww cute puppy.. :)
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d_balu
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LOL ;)
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wisericky
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stop being mean to puppies!
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BrokenDreamer24
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How was OP being mean to the puppy? Sure OP coulda moved the puppy, but it's still a baby so OP let it say there. My cat actually did that to me when she was a kitten, only I had coughed.
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VinegarStrokes
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OP welcome to the world of fetishism and puppy pee! 43 you're SUCH an idiot. Wow. I suggest looking up the definition of sarcasm when you get a spare moment.
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iZDa
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its called sarsasm idiot
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lickerassholes
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fail you spell it wrong
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wiggs5
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Aw :) puppies are great!
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pimpcakes2
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It's probably a 5 month old puppy... If it was five weeks OP would probably kill it on accident.
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VinegarStrokes
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5 months is really old in terms of puppies. It probably wouldn't be scared of a sneeze at that age. Pretty sure OP meant 5 weeks... it's not really small enough to kill buddy, it's not a goldfish or somethin...
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manbearpig123456
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You can't take a puppy home until 6 weeks after it gets it's first shots, so OP probably meant months.
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ieatcats
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15 ur dumb puppys can be big at 5 weeks and kill it?? my dog fell off a couch at 2 weeks and is perfectly fine and now weighs 125 lbs
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360XBOXFTW
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im still scared of sneezes...
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cheeturtle
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50 Op could have had a dog and it could have had puppies and maybe she was sleeping with it.
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kyndaldawn95
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It was probably her dogs puppy.
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kriztin
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haha that sucks but really funny
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Sammara
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Why is a FIVE week old puppy sleeping in your bed? They're still really fragile at that age.
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insanesna1l
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that and because he was sleeping above your head he will be starting to get the idea he is pack leader.
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PrissyPineapple
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Someone has been watching the dog whisperer. :D
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nerdchic
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they arent that fragile? my puppy is old 6 weeks old.. and she sleeps with me all the time.. got her when she was 2 weeks old.. and shes the love of my life!
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rcloca
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^^ can I see a pic of ur puppy?
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Soleia_Grace
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#80 when the puppy is 2 weeks old its dangerous to take them from their mother because they still rely on her for food and are still learning how to walk and function as a living thing
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Death_From_Above
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lucky you
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HollyoaksFan93
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Lovely...
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lickerassholes
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piss-head!!
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A7X_LoVeee
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Wow! Good one!
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Taytay1123
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Gotta love 'em :)
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Maurop
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hahaha. Why was your dog sleeping there?