Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML
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Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML
Today, I witnessed a homeless man fall off of his bike and land face first onto the pavement. Bleeding and shivering in the 40 degree weather, I gave him the coat off of my back. He got up like nothing happened and sprinted away with it. Oh yeah, my wallet was in the inside pocket. FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
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marijuanasmoker4 3
He must have thought you were donating it for his trip back to Oklahoma.
Jacobt24 19
$2.00 in this economy? No wonder he stole your bike.
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Comments (150)
hayleybug24 0
you deserved that. people on the side of the street asking for money seem to be up to no good.
True_Legend 0
sometimes.. but not all the times.
SLC_grumpypants 5
AMEN!! Never give those people anything!!
portcaveman 5
you and me are on the same page... I have tons of dml moments
UnknownParticle 7
Never trust someone from Oklahoma :/ That's what my parents tought me...
Fx13mz 7
It's true.
jkozzy 8
************
SpeechQween94 14
jackass
I_LOVE_CAPS 2
I'm from Oklahoma. :'(
YacL 15
"But all I saw was... cheapy the cheap-skate"
SwaggerMelon 6
Spongebob reference ftw.
Bekll 31
I don't understand how you can give him money and then he takes it. He gets the money when you give it to him, he can't then take it. I can understand you holding money out to him and he takes it...
sxcthaigirl 6
woww! I hate when you try and do something nice, and it ends up blowing up in your face! :/
SLC_grumpypants 5
That's why in my older age I'm just an arsehole. been burned too many times by people.
Jacobt24 19
like blow jobs?
Casuality 6
Don't believe everything hobos write on signs.
BOOSCAREDU 0
the only sign you must believe is "I need money for my goldfishes funeral*" cause come on guys fish are awesome and they need graves too *I don't know if I wrote funeral right...
Sdlidner 0
"Why lie? I need a beer." I tend to believe that one.
Draahh 0
Hope he gets run over. What an asshole.
miserypoison 13
welcome to the real world.
iJiZinURsis 1
Lol I'm sorry kid but you got "BUM RUSHED" just be glad it wasn't a car. Hope you get a new bike
mitchell137 0
I would of chase him, kick his ass and then get my $2 back...