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By Benjamin / Friday 28 October 2011 01:22 / Canada
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  hatesfate  |  6

YDI - next time tell her to shut the fuck up and let her daughter handle the adult situation she put herself in or you're calling the cops for a hit and run.

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  rallets  |  22

who?

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  ikickgingers  |  15

Ahh i got hit by a lady turning out of a parking lot last year. She turned out and went across two lanes and hit my car. She was scary as shittttttt and had 100lbs on me. Maybe I'm a pussy?? I let the cops get her info and waited for the print out. :/

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  humorizer  |  14

@18: That's the problem. If he were a female, he wouldn't have to worry about being hit in the happy sacks. In this case, there was an actual chance of instant incapacitation.

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  armorf0r  |  7

Ahhh, I guess i deserved that to be moderated. I wanted a flame war!

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Idk about y'all, but I've had the same experience. only, as soon as I got out of my car, the girl yelled at me to stay inside, and attempting to take a pic of the plates, she hit me. interesting how they were both women...

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  dyble95  |  0

It doesn't matter if it's a girl or a boy. Both should be held to the same standards on this. Op should of stood up for himself and if the situation escalated then he should of called the cops and got out of there If it got worse but not just because a mom was yelling though!

By  hombrepollo  |  0

Ur wet cotton ( the softest thing on earth)

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  Lanceeden  |  12

Why did the chicken cross the road?

By  cmayo  |  3

Smart mom.

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  KnewPerdomo  |  4

roar can't be super effective.. sheesh..

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  Omgplz  |  3

If he/she went to go buy some tampons then they'd be "on their period", thus making them ten times as bitchy and hostile as the mother. Your argument is invalid.

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  je_suis_fml  |  11

never mind technicalities in a JOKE.. the gist is: he's acting like a woman by having his balls handed to him, but I'm sure your comprehension skills led you to that conclusion before you posted your bitchy comment... or not. Chill out, all jokes aren't based on actual "facts". grr

By  kalbrek009  |  20

That's when you say...."oh, I'm sorry my car was in the way of a girl who drives like her mother, now shut the f up & get back in your f'ing car while I call the police to report her for hitting my car, & you for threatening me bitch!"...then take a pic of the car license plate w/your phone & drive off while dialing 911 & tell the operator you're being chased by a psycho who has already hit your car.

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  bjulie1998  |  5

Uh, dude, weren't you just telling a different OP off for wanting to have sex with his girlfriend? And you think this is better? Wow, get your priorities straight. And seriously, would you really say that. NO, you would politly tell her you only want insurance info, get it then walk away. I don't know single person in the world who would say that. You must be fucking crazy.

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  DHoffmann  |  8

Yeah man, you should probably change your profile picture or something because a good majority of people on here now know you as that man who stalks his daughter to shit, and we can't take any of your comments seriously. I can't, anyways.

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