You ain't seen me, right

By omgomgomg - 27/10/2011 21:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a rush and had to get changed in a train restroom. While changing, I leaned against the button that opened the door. Not only do train toilet doors open and close very slowly, leaving you half naked for a few seconds, but everyone in the carriage opposite can see clearly. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14

A window seat with twice the view, dayum.

"Today, I was on the train when I caught awkward eye contact with a half naked woman in the toilet as the door slowly closed. FML."


Damn, that sucks :(

so...full moon today, eh?

youcunthole 0

At least u weren't masturbating

NinaTatianna 9

#13... on a train??? that is disgusting... not to mention illegal..

13- it's kind of like the poor man's Mile High Club.

youcunthole 0

Well I mean it's hard to control urges sometimes

NinaTatianna 9

sometimes you just gotta use some self control... if we all succumbed to our urges the world would be wack

youcunthole 0

38 well then everybody would be having sex and everybody would be happy

21, it's not illegal, just frowned upon.

I've done it. It's really not so bad. just gotta be quick about it. Really neat on those Amtrak trains where the whole bottom floor is for loading/unloading and toilets. Ingenious design, I'd say!

Like masturbating on an airplane

NinaTatianna 9

Alright. yeah I mean, in a bathroom you can't be charged for indecent exposure but any suspicion of doing it around minors may tack on a sex offense charge to your record. gotta be smart... and by the way, #40... no. incase you weren't aware, urges arent necessarily sexual....people are urged to do all kinds of things. An extreme example would be rape and murder... if we didnt control our urges and people just ran around doing whatever the hell they felt like it actually would NOT be a happy place....

That0therguy 4

73, you know what he meant buzzkill.

It's a FYL for you, but a best day ever for the other passengers.

Bro that's hard to do, so damn cramped!

youcunthole 0

Hey 73 i just noticed but it kinda looks like you are masturbating in your picture

The_Troller 14

73- you can't win an argument against masturbation.

elyse789 7

not illegal. she was in the bathroom.

NinaTatianna 9

92, jaja okei... you must really know a whole lot about girls masturbating.... I bet youre an experienced one.

youcunthole 0

Cool story bro

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I wish I had a toilet in my car

You should have just stared at anyone passing by like nothing was wrong.

I'm sure the passengers had the ride of their life ;)

you should've posed while your at it..

In Britain we do. OP has described British train toilets perfectly.

Sound a lot like the toilets we've got on some of the newer trains here in Aus.. Probably stole the design from the Brits.

Glitterhinoceros 14

A window seat with twice the view, dayum.

Haha that comment made me laugh aloud (or lol I guess :/ )

CharlieS0ul 0

Lol hahahaha great view *whistles* rofl sorry had to haha sorry that happened tho hahahaha

Ok totally out of context here but wouldn't it be awesome if on airplanes they had toilets that had big viewing windows on the walls so you could see everything while you're taking a piss?

Or a troll button on the toilet where when you flush, it just falls to the ground and confuses the hell out of whoever it hits

ikickgingers 15

46, and then.. A bird hits the window and you shit your pants....... I see potential here.

Or like a turret that fires dingleberries at unsuspecting civilians.

Probably made the guys in the other car day

flockz 19

no fuck this you guys are thinking way too complicated. get this. a flying toilet with a open bottom!! talk about feeling the breeze between your knees with that. i can just see it now..... ok be right back gonna take a shit.

91, that is absolutely lovely to know- especially when im eating lunch. :/

mojobanks 8

But then superman would be able to see me pee. Oh wait, he has xray vision. Nvm

Yeah that would be pretty sweet.. :)

i love u hahaha

Add me on Facebook Brooke.

BrianAlarcon 0


thumb me up! :D (I know you won't haha)

carmenm 6

Wow you have toilets on your trains? On the other hand that really sucks I feel bad for you

We have toilets on our trains too, here in Australia. What's so surprising about that?

carmenm 6

I live in Australia, never been on a train with a toilet so yeah it is surprising

asianinvasionn6 0

This is why i hate public restrooms...

curlyfry33 8

You hate public restrooms because you push the door opener and everyone sees you half naked?

Why do people always mess with the fricken locks??? Always one in every public washroom I Gus's that's why the queen never uses public bathrooms.

"Today, I was on the train when I caught awkward eye contact with a half naked woman in the toilet as the door slowly closed. FML."

Why is that an FML? That'd be more of a Bless my Day.

Fml being the door closing perhaps?

could have been Respuscha from norbit?

Completely depends upon what that half naked woman looks like. Miss Boulas from PE class, or my granny?

Dante17 6

In Spanish "Miss Boulas" sounded like the term "my balls" in English

Looking at the comments and thinking "Do Americans not have toilets on their trains?!"

Of course we do! Didn't you see the movie "Unfaithful"?

RA661 8

We sure don't. Least I've never seen one *in* a train.

We have them it's just very very few people travel by train. And if we do it's to go sightseeing for a few hours.

Red7646 0

Did you smile while others enjoyed the show?

ollallie 0

Haha I woulda gave 'em a show lol

omgcookeys 15

It seems as though the "blitz" had just left :)

If you ever think of joining the Mile High Club, I highly suggest you reconsider. If you think train bathrooms are small, you'd never be able to navigate a plane lavatory while getting boned.

Zaxl133 0

So your a doctor? What was that patients name?

He's not allowed to disclose that information,without a permit...I think.

Zaxl- it's "you're", and yes I am. Why would you want to know the patient's name? I obviously can't tell you, but it rhymes with "Tevery1luvsboners".

every1luvsboners 11

One morning while doing my nude yoga squats someone slipped a bottle under my arse as a joke and it disappeared. Thanks to Doc's swift hand and a plunger everything came out okay. I still have it on my mantle; it's a great conversational piece.

Bevry1LuvsBoners? Levry1LuvsBoners? Mevry1LuvsBoners? Wevry1LuvsBoners? Gevry1LuvsBoners? Bah! I can't figure it out.

Zaxl133 0

Ok, good to know doc (I was just trying to piss you of due to the fact that you bio caused me displeasure and slight anger

SirEBC 7

"Displeasure and slight anger." Mission accomplished then, eh?

flockz 19

hey now. i don't enjoy being called a "plunger". i can't believe with all the shit i went through that you would just completely degrade me like that.

yety135 3

Hey i want to carry on an argument over if mairjuana sould be leagle