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Can't wait until he does this for a pack of condoms.
I think he already was... :p
#26 PETA would like a word with you
#41 PETA...People Eating Tasty Animals..:)
I've watched the History of Sex on the History Channel. You'd be shocked to know how far back condoms existed. Nothing sexier than animal bladders, right?:P
I can't say for sure, but I'd think condoms were more expencive then.
Damn twinkies! They're not even delicious like everyone says. Now ho-hos on the other hand, that's what's delicious.
Try my Twinkie and I'll try your ho-ho anytime sugartits.
"delicious" is not awesome enough to describe twinkies
Twinkies are 60-70% air, fact x)
OP's dad is brilliant. Junk food doesn't have as much fat or calories when you don't pay full price.
Who gives a damn about fat or sugar? We're all going to die eventually anyway. Might as well enjoy the simple things.
Tell that to Andy Reid. He looks like he's going keel over before my 10 year old dog does. I give a damn about fat and sugar because it ***** up my form (not to be conceited) if I take over certain amounts. Not like I don't eat junk food, but watching what I eat and how much of it really helps.
Andy Reid has been fat as long as I can remember. The key is to stay active.
Well, honestly, it's embarrassing how people become so obese, think it's a joke, and don't try to fix it.
Does your father perhaps live in a trailer, support any politician "other than that there black guy", and go to Arkansas for a fancy vacation?
I sincerely apologize for this god-awful joke
Ron Paul, 2nd Amendment rights, Twinkies, brisket, Stevie Ray Vaughn, and Jack Daniels. Any questions?
You mean people can still wield a gun? Minnesota doesn't even allow you to lawfully shoot someone raping your children in your own home. I love my state, but it's politics make me want to puke.
Just so y'all know I live in the deep south and I've been to the jack Daniels distillery
Don't get in between a man and his Twinkies! Especially when he feels he's getting ripped off! ;)
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Can't wait until he does this for a pack of condoms.
"shiiiiit, back in my day, you could get a pack of 20 sheep intestines for a dolla! Man, you NEVER had to worry 'bout gettin yer sister pregnant!"