By Angelica - 28/10/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, I had to sit patiently at the checkout at work, listening to my own father rant about how the twinkies he was buying were "twice the size back in my day", and how "you could buy a dozen of these suckers for just 10 cents." He didn't stop there. No, he tried to haggle over the price. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Can't wait until he does this for a pack of condoms.

armorf0r 7

"shiiiiit, back in my day, you could get a pack of 20 sheep intestines for a dolla! Man, you NEVER had to worry 'bout gettin yer sister pregnant!"


Emma Marshall 19

Kinda is. Everyone has different FML moments....

Can't wait until he does this for a pack of condoms.


lol i bet he likes McDonalds too

armorf0r 7

"shiiiiit, back in my day, you could get a pack of 20 sheep intestines for a dolla! Man, you NEVER had to worry 'bout gettin yer sister pregnant!"

blackheart24 10

Man his dad musta been old. They probably didn't have condoms back in his day

#41 PETA...People Eating Tasty Animals..:)

I've watched the History of Sex on the History Channel. You'd be shocked to know how far back condoms existed. Nothing sexier than animal bladders, right?:P

bitchslapped22 14

Since the dad is old his wife is probably old enough so that he doesn't use condoms

I can't say for sure, but I'd think condoms were more expencive then.

Damn twinkies! They're not even delicious like everyone says. Now ho-hos on the other hand, that's what's delicious.

KrypticPanda 0

Try my Twinkie and I'll try your ho-ho anytime sugartits.

"delicious" is not awesome enough to describe twinkies

CommonSenseKarma 17

The Hostess CEO vomited spontaneously after sensing these posts.

xFullMoonHeartx 7
JinxosGirl87 0

I concur, Twinkies aren't as delicious as they seem.

CommonSenseKarma 17

Fun facts make the world go around the sun, as Galileo would say.

yodas0da 12

are you trying to be super asian on purpose

Steve95401 49

OP's dad is brilliant. Junk food doesn't have as much fat or calories when you don't pay full price.

Who gives a damn about fat or sugar? We're all going to die eventually anyway. Might as well enjoy the simple things.

Tell that to Andy Reid. He looks like he's going keel over before my 10 year old dog does. I give a damn about fat and sugar because it ***** up my form (not to be conceited) if I take over certain amounts. Not like I don't eat junk food, but watching what I eat and how much of it really helps.

Andy Reid has been fat as long as I can remember. The key is to stay active.

Well, honestly, it's embarrassing how people become so obese, think it's a joke, and don't try to fix it.

RecklessJellyBea 7

Your father shouldn't be eating a dozen Twinkies anyway. 10¢? He'd probably never stop. They're addictive.

Does your father perhaps live in a trailer, support any politician "other than that there black guy", and go to Arkansas for a fancy vacation?

I sincerely apologize for this god-awful joke

youngbuck10 9

Hey now, we southerners are some of best people in America. We know how to party here!

Ron Paul, 2nd Amendment rights, Twinkies, brisket, Stevie Ray Vaughn, and Jack Daniels. Any questions?

leadman1989 15

19 - You've been doing a lot of apologizing lately q:, 40 - Ron Paul? I believe he'll do what he says he'll do when he gets in office the problem is that it will set us back 50yrs on top of ruining the economy! The gold sandard? Really? Have we learned nothing from history?

CommonSenseKarma 17

I swooned at Second Amendment rights. I think California has brainwashed me.

You mean people can still wield a gun? Minnesota doesn't even allow you to lawfully shoot someone raping your children in your own home. I love my state, but it's politics make me want to puke.

Just so y'all know I live in the deep south and I've been to the jack Daniels distillery

flockz 19

but you will still find me in the twinkie isle dont worry.

slushpup9696 12

An isle just for Twinkies??? I'd love to vacation there!

flockz 19

not sure if you should. the only way you get through the gates is shoving a twinkie up your ass.

Don't get in between a man and his Twinkies! Especially when he feels he's getting ripped off! ;)

uprising_fml 0

probably be for good reason . giant twinkies for 10 cents = very large people .