By Anonymous - 23/08/2018 14:00 - Australia - The Gap

Today, after reflecting over my sex life, I realised at 28 I've been sexually active for 12 years. Despite trying everything with my 4 partners over the years, masturbation, and going to a gynaecologist, I've still never had an orgasm. FML
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RichardPencil 30

They don’t really exist. They’re just a hoax invented by men to make you think there’s something in it for you when you **** us.

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raven_of_azarath 34

I have the same problem, and it’s definitely not anybody else’s fault. Studies have shown that 10-15% of women never experience an ******. You might just fall into that category. It could also be depression or anxiety, which also inhibit the ability to have an ******. The best thing to do would be to talk to your OB/GYN.

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billyburas 15

I’m with ya there.

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FishyFishy 12

Well, you still have some time....

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real life problems 26

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Ham_spam 4

You're stupid lmao is there something wrong with her fingers or toys too, it's could be a medical condItion

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real life problems 26

It could also have been a joke comment too, stoopid 🙄

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raven_of_azarath 34

I have the same problem, and it’s definitely not anybody else’s fault. Studies have shown that 10-15% of women never experience an ******. You might just fall into that category. It could also be depression or anxiety, which also inhibit the ability to have an ******. The best thing to do would be to talk to your OB/GYN.

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RichardPencil 30

They don’t really exist. They’re just a hoax invented by men to make you think there’s something in it for you when you **** us.

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real life problems 26

Why would you tell them that. That's worse than a magician revealing his tricks.

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Burle 17

A Hahaha Lollerskates!

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kotolokacja 6

You remind me of the guy that wrote a post about there being no proof of orgasms existing in women and that even though he is a great lover none of his girlfriends had an ****** so it must mean they don't exist. The lengths one goes to explain this thing by something else than simply being bad in bed lol (yours is clearly a joke but the other guy was dead serious which made it so funny)

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bogolopian 12

My guess is you are trying too hard. Just relax and stop focusing on it.

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CharlesEmersonW 31

You might have a problem or maybe it's just very difficult for you. some people get off really hard.... and then there's men :)

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Leeono 26

Since you’re an Aussie you could try an Australian kiss. It’s like a French kiss but “down under”!

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Bree Brabner 11

my advice, get yourself a good shower head that is removable from the wall; then lie down in the bathtub and try masturbating with that... I tell ya, I couldn't ****** either till I tried it that way!! :)

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