Love: Today, I was proposed to, under the condition that I "get thin"... - FML

By ziggers10 - 07/04/2013 03:19 - United States

Today, I was proposed to, under the condition that I "get thin" first. FML

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By Guineapig98 - 03/10/2023 04:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I asked my boyfriend of 5 years when he was going to propose to me because I wasn’t getting any younger. He responded with, “Well, ask yourself are you getting any skinnier? I need a trophy wife, you know?” FML

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By henley - 23/07/2012 01:33

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML

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By hater - 16/03/2010 10:55

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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You deserved it 14 839

By chunky monkey - 14/03/2016 18:26 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML

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You deserved it 3 214

By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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You deserved it 8 520

By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 15:31 - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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By fatty - 23/09/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, my fitness trainer husband told me that if I could not make the commitment to stay thin, he could not make the commitment to stay with me. FML

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You deserved it 15 689

By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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You deserved it 1 643

Food fight

By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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chanellgymnast 17

Sunday 7 April 2013 9:01

That proposal deserves nothing more than rejection. You deserve nothing less than the best.

thelinlinx3 10

Sunday 7 April 2013 9:01

I hope he's kidding.

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moonsalt 20

Sunday 7 April 2013 9:58

If I followed the advice of the FML forum, my life would be terrible.

crazytwinsmom 25

Sunday 7 April 2013 10:03

If someone stays with a person who expects them to change for them, their life will be terrible. Maybe not immediately, but soon enough.

crazytwinsmom 25

Sunday 7 April 2013 9:59

Even if OP loses weight for him now, he will freak if she gets pregnant. He's a jerk.

AnimeBitch 14

Sunday 7 April 2013 10:06

While this is pretty horrible, it leads me to question are you big enough to compromise your health? From the tone of the FML, I doubt you're obese, but now I'm curious since your 'fiancé' wants you to shed pounds all of a sudden when he must have been fine with you before?

vindicated21 12

Sunday 7 April 2013 10:06

He sounds like a real prince. Just curious, is he sporting a six pack?

bott_fml 4

Sunday 7 April 2013 10:16

You'd sure feel thinner if you got him off your back for good.

spottyblanket 8

Sunday 7 April 2013 10:20

Whoop his ass op!

pbonham 22

Sunday 7 April 2013 10:52

Maybe he's worried about your health??

tgod2013 5

Sunday 7 April 2013 10:53

Maybe this guy just wants some nice wedding pictures, and then she can let herself go. Lol jk no one likes a fattie

tgod2013 5

Sunday 7 April 2013 13:18

Everyone who dislikes is most likely a fat chick

Catahoulaqueen_fml 17

Sunday 7 April 2013 14:41

Rather be a fat chick than a loser with a baby dick. :P

EUPHORlA 12

Sunday 7 April 2013 11:06

Joke or not, that's really ****** up. A guy should never force a girl into getting "thin." I hope OP dumped his vile ass on the spot.

tgod2013 5

Sunday 7 April 2013 13:21

Thin is in

EUPHORlA 12

Sunday 7 April 2013 18:43

Thin is in? Really? I can't tell if you're trolling or just plain dumb. That still doesn't give OP's boyfriend the right.

gracehi 31

Monday 8 April 2013 1:21

But fat is where it's at.

AdoptedSoul 6

Sunday 7 April 2013 11:13

Cool we just found the cure for FAT it's called forever alone.

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