Love: Today, I was proposed to, under the condition that I "get thin"... - FML

By ziggers10 - 07/04/2013 03:19 - United States

Today, I was proposed to, under the condition that I "get thin" first. FML

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By Guineapig98 - 03/10/2023 04:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I asked my boyfriend of 5 years when he was going to propose to me because I wasn’t getting any younger. He responded with, “Well, ask yourself are you getting any skinnier? I need a trophy wife, you know?” FML

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By henley - 23/07/2012 01:33

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML

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By hater - 16/03/2010 10:55

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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By chunky monkey - 14/03/2016 18:26 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 15:31 - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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By fatty - 23/09/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, my fitness trainer husband told me that if I could not make the commitment to stay thin, he could not make the commitment to stay with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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Food fight

By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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chanellgymnast 17

Sunday 7 April 2013 9:01

That proposal deserves nothing more than rejection. You deserve nothing less than the best.

thelinlinx3 10

Sunday 7 April 2013 9:01

I hope he's kidding.

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ItsCaydence 6

Sunday 7 April 2013 18:25

Ah HELLLL na.

Jacksparrow72 21

Sunday 7 April 2013 18:25

Keep looking for someone who finds you attractive the way you are.

superfail77 8

Sunday 7 April 2013 18:36

He's an ass, you should say only under the condition that he gets a bigger dick first

simoncat 11

Sunday 7 April 2013 18:41

Sure. Do just that. Only do it on the condition that a/he "get smart" first. What an inconsiderate thing to say to someone you love.

marlenoysis 7

Sunday 7 April 2013 18:48

Get thin for you! And leave him at the altar! That will teach him not to be an ass and then you can find someone to love you for who you are not how you look.

sammiesledge17 4

Sunday 7 April 2013 19:23

Drop them ain't worth it

Beckleyy 15

Sunday 7 April 2013 19:31

Lose all the weight and get a hotter guy(;

ardencred 7

Sunday 7 April 2013 19:50

If you're 150 lbs he's a dick! If you're 200 plus lbs I'd get to work and lose the weight, he may be your only chance at matrimony

darkmis1 17

Sunday 7 April 2013 19:55

And you said no, right?

hulkhells 3

Sunday 7 April 2013 19:56

if you're a guy then its ok and funny, if you are a girl then it fucken sucks lol

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