Love: Today, I was proposed to, under the condition that I "get thin"... - FML

By ziggers10 - 07/04/2013 03:19 - United States

Today, I was proposed to, under the condition that I "get thin" first. FML

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By Guineapig98 - 03/10/2023 04:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I asked my boyfriend of 5 years when he was going to propose to me because I wasn’t getting any younger. He responded with, “Well, ask yourself are you getting any skinnier? I need a trophy wife, you know?” FML

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By henley - 23/07/2012 01:33

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML

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By hater - 16/03/2010 10:55

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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By chunky monkey - 14/03/2016 18:26 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 15:31 - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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By fatty - 23/09/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, my fitness trainer husband told me that if I could not make the commitment to stay thin, he could not make the commitment to stay with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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Food fight

By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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chanellgymnast 17

Sunday 7 April 2013 9:01

That proposal deserves nothing more than rejection. You deserve nothing less than the best.

thelinlinx3 10

Sunday 7 April 2013 9:01

I hope he's kidding.

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hulkhells 3

Sunday 7 April 2013 20:07

and i will be an asshole on saying this and im sorry but to be honest... well he is an Idiot because you long time married couples usually get FAT, not the other way around...why lose a pound if you're gonna gain it with babies if you get pregnant or am i wrong?

dogger2001 6

Sunday 7 April 2013 20:18

tell him to make your wedding gift a treadmill. and if he doesn't beat his ass.

stynalu 7

Sunday 7 April 2013 20:21

Tell him if he can grow six more inches its a deal ;-)

Kk_Waylen24 21

Sunday 7 April 2013 20:23

Take the hint

Megan639 16

Sunday 7 April 2013 20:30

If he only wants you if you change, then he doesn't lovd you the way you are ergo he doesn't love you at all

faireanjell 5

Sunday 7 April 2013 21:21

Dump Him

megmeg3399 7

Sunday 7 April 2013 21:24

Same thing my dad said to my mom.. he was more blunt tho. I'm warning you now your marriage already has a low survival rate.. Sorry OP :/

Fmlano 16

Sunday 7 April 2013 21:29

What if OP is like 500 pounds and her bf was just watching after her health?

Thatmascot 7

Sunday 7 April 2013 22:44

Should have agreed on one condition: Get his penis "bigger."

ViviMage 38

Monday 8 April 2013 17:31

The penis looks shorter with all those fat rolls around it! See what I did?

misspennycakes 7

Sunday 7 April 2013 23:51

I've had two children and weight 49kilos are you saying that's not thin?

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Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from work and brought a change of clothes with me. I parked in an empty corner of the parking lot to change. As I was pulling my pants up, I noticed that I was facing an apartment complex where an old guy was watching me from his balcony. FML

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Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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Today, it's been a whole year since I have made any social interaction with anyone, and I don’t miss it, like… at all. The only person I have talked to is a psychiatrist, who diagnosed me with schizoid personality disorder. I always knew there was something wrong with me. FML

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Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML

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Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

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