So close to first! DAMN U KOD;)

Best friend Noun best friend (plural best friends) 1. An especially close and trusted friend.

Refer to the SpongeBob song for the definition.

What do you think gate-guard means?

lol they're glorified couch potatoes.

15- So you mean to tell me gate guards can't have their sister get in a "tragic" cat wreck?;) Wow, I better get that job so my sister stays safe;)

if he's referring to the army general order number 1 states: I will guard everything within the limits of my post and quit my post only when properly relived.

I'm afraid of what an ugly cat wreck is

Hey! You didn't finish your story. Now I have to spend four hours figuring out what you were trying to say..

I totally agree.

#10 is entirely correct! You may have just saved that person's life (perhaps they were thinking about committing suicide) and here you are complaining that you had to listen to them. You sound like a selfish jerk! Always thinking about yourself and no one else! Yeah, I got that from reading your post.

#10 wins. Fuck OP.

I don't think OP is a selfish jerk. I am already so fed up with a friend of my mom who keeps telling me about his relationship with a drug-addicted, onreliable, lying transvestite. I. Do. Not. Care. At all. I am trying to avoid him, but I'm not always lucky. He starts talking and won't stop. Ugh. Maybe I am saving his life by listening to how his 'ex' lives with a sex maniac, but really, it's none of my business. Those talks are very awkward, and they only last for about ten minutes. I would have died of boredom in those four ours OP went through.

fuck you

You missed the point I was making 49. Clearly it was never stated that OP already knew the other person.