Today, I had the most amazing lesbian sex of my life with this girl I had been crushing on for so long. Today is also the day I became practically homeless, courtesy of my parents, who apparently never heard of knocking before entering. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
Today, my co-worker told me how "lucky" I am that I "chose" to be a lesbian, because I don't have to deal with "guy drama". I spent two years of my adolescence sleeping at a bus stop and begging strangers for money after I got kicked out of home. FML
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
Today, at the age of 29, I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago, my fiancé and I lost our home, and are now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got dropped off at home, before 10, after having sex in a hay field. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out with one of her guy friends. After two bars, we ended up back at her place and somehow the three of us ended up in bed. I was a Gold Star Lesbian and now I'm just a slutty bi girl. FML
Today, my sister came out as lesbian and my parents kicked her out of the house. I was also kicked out for supporting her. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I had to make up a boyfriend to stop my lesbian roommate coming onto me. FML
Today, I was sexiled so that my roommate and the boy who I confessed my love to two days before could hook up. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Were you surprised that your parents were homophobic? If not, wasn't it dumb of you to **** in their house?
xaddrus 17
go to the police or CPS if you’re under 18. if not. good luck and i’m sorry that happened to you
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RichardPencil 32
Were you surprised that your parents were homophobic? If not, wasn't it dumb of you to **** in their house?
xaddrus 17
go to the police or CPS if you’re under 18. if not. good luck and i’m sorry that happened to you
VnD 12
Under 18's should not be having sex anyways
core01 30
Well, that solved the homeless youth issue now that you've passed your judgment. What's next on your agenda, solving world hungry through telling fat people to diet?
tiptoppc 21
Only a neanderthal, err… prude thinks that. I’m sure you were popular at prom. I’m guessing they asked you to close up when everyone left at the end?
BurnInDemonFire 39
They might not support you, but I do. Lesbians are the best!
HouseOfM 8
If you knew you would probably get kicked out, and you still chose to do it at the house? Yeah, you deserve that.
spinningrecords 14
What is “practically homeless”?