Today, while holidaying in Greece, I approached a cute girl in a club and offered her a drink in Greek. She said, "No Greek!" and then called me an "ugly kiss-ass" in English, thinking I wouldn't understand. I'm Australian. FML
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Lisa McComb
| 10
Hey at least you found out that she was attractive on the outside but ugly within right away. Congrats- you probably saved yourself money and heartache. (Experience speaking). Buy yourself a drink!
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RichardPencil
| 27
You’re lucky she verbalized that right away.
Lots of girls would let an ugly kiss-ass buy them a few drinks and score some drugs for them, then jump out the ladies’ room window.
Lots of girls would let an ugly kiss-ass buy them a few drinks and score some drugs for them, then jump out the ladies’ room window.
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
Crazy girls have no nationality.
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parangaricutirimicuaro
| 6
I've had similar experiences when I lived in Mexico with American tourists
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Someone in a nightclub is superficial. Wow, there's a twist no one could possibly have seen coming.
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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1
| 20
So? Did you respond in english?
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Shabnam Moghal
| 14
Dodged a bullet there!
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Miss_Whipped
| 42
Hey at least you were trying to be bold. A lot of guys can't even manage that, so don't let this experience take that away from you.
Lots of girls would let an ugly kiss-ass buy them a few drinks and score some drugs for them, then jump out the ladies’ room window.