FML : Today, while holidaying in Greece, I approached a cute girl in a club and offered her a drink in Greek. She said, "No Greek!" and then called me an "ugly...

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Today, while holidaying in Greece, I approached a cute girl in a club and offered her a drink in Greek. She said, "No Greek!" and then called me an "ugly kiss-ass" in English, thinking I wouldn't understand. I'm Australian. FML

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By Anonymous - / Sunday 10 September 2017 00:00 / Australia - Coogee

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By Lisa McComb | 10

#7538800 - Friday 8 September 2017 11:33

Hey at least you found out that she was attractive on the outside but ugly within right away. Congrats- you probably saved yourself money and heartache. (Experience speaking). Buy yourself a drink!

By RichardPencil | 25

#7539355 - Saturday 9 September 2017 16:42

You’re lucky she verbalized that right away.

Lots of girls would let an ugly kiss-ass buy them a few drinks and score some drugs for them, then jump out the ladies’ room window.

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By Lisa McComb | 10

#7538800 - Friday 8 September 2017 11:33

Hey at least you found out that she was attractive on the outside but ugly within right away. Congrats- you probably saved yourself money and heartache. (Experience speaking). Buy yourself a drink!

By RichardPencil | 25

#7539355 - Saturday 9 September 2017 16:42

You’re lucky she verbalized that right away.

Lots of girls would let an ugly kiss-ass buy them a few drinks and score some drugs for them, then jump out the ladies’ room window.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7539359 - Saturday 9 September 2017 17:05

Crazy girls have no nationality.

By parangaricutirimicuaro | 6

#7539370 - Saturday 9 September 2017 17:53

I've had similar experiences when I lived in Mexico with American tourists

By Dave_Davington | 27

#7539377 - Saturday 9 September 2017 18:34

Someone in a nightclub is superficial. Wow, there's a twist no one could possibly have seen coming.

By Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 | 20

#7539407 - Saturday 9 September 2017 21:11

So? Did you respond in english?

By Shabnam Moghal | 14

#7539449 - Saturday 9 September 2017 23:34

Dodged a bullet there!

By Miss_Whipped | 41

#7539723 - Sunday 10 September 2017 21:51

Hey at least you were trying to be bold. A lot of guys can't even manage that, so don't let this experience take that away from you.

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