Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
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deathstroke990 22
the real question is, why tf would you mention a **** stars name while playing that game with your family? ?????
ikeb 15
Like father like son
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Comments (80)
Talis99 26
I think it was rather pretty dumb for OP to mention a **** star in a family game, but I don't personally get the mom's reaction. So they watch ****. So do I. I'm not actually that attracted to the people, just the sex (although guys seem to get so into they know their names and stats), but if she's that territorial or insecure, I get it, but maybe sit down and discuss instead of getting mad and/or let it go as some fantasy like ladies and their erotic novels.
Talis99 26
Is it that much different because Edward Cullen and Christian Gray are fictional? Because I don't think that's fair.
Catdragon 40
I personally love me some smutty lemon fanfics as well. I never saw **** as an emotional connection. The only thing I'd be slightly mad is if my partner left me out of it. I hear watching **** together can help strengthen and spice up a relationship.
cornyrob 33
Who doesn't know Linda Lovelace?
Flyndaran 10
In a weird conversation with my family, I mentioned, "you know that guy that's in nearly every ****...", and my mom said, "Ron Jeremy", and she was correct.
ObiGinikanwa 3
Sodom and Gomorrah. ?
sweetpotato301 7
That's a silly reason for your parents to get mad but YDI- you really couldn't think of a regular actor whose name begins with that letter?
Jaws1234j 1
Is there a "he deserved it button"? Cuz now would be the opportune time to use it
maemismile 22
But what **** star was it?
anon133744x 5
Why the **** would he ground you for watching ****? YLS for garbage parents.
hunt3009 16
Why in the world would you mention a pornstar? Is that the only type of actress you know?
shujaswati 20
Like father, like son.