Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
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Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
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deathstroke990 22
the real question is, why tf would you mention a **** stars name while playing that game with your family? ?????
ikeb 15
Like father like son
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Comments (80)
Nykky5991 3
It's ok that would be me too :)
Jurbla 14
Damn, that **** star brought a whole family to their knees with just he mention of their name. That's some incredible **** skills, right there
Lalala579121 28
A bit of role reversal since usually it's the **** stars who are on their knees.
malindo64 4
I don't understand why people get so upset about ****.
EvilLittleMan 23
There needs to be a silent Father / Son **** Pact.
murph_fml 21
The apple doesn't fall far, etc.
Canadian0622 17
Now that's a way to make Scattergories entertaining!
CRC_101 31
You say he grounded you "because he knew it was a pornstar" as if it was about him knowing it was, not because you made the stupid mistake of accidentally naming one. How did you think this was going to work out? If no one knows who you're talking about, they're not just going to accept that this person is actress in existence. They either already know they're in ****, or they'll look them up and find out that they are. Hence - yes, why would you say the name of a pornstar?
bumpercarmcgee 7
Actually, depending on the family (case in point, mine) they just might accept it at face value. Not everyone plays to win. I can understand how OP would have thought it could slide. His dad just recognized the **** name and was like oh hell no
HyperTek 16
IT'S A TRAP
Phr0zen 11
It was probably Sasha Grey.
Catdragon 40
Why do parents get mad at their kids for watching ****? As long as they're not doing it out in the open, on the parents bed, using the parents toys, using the parents clothing or computer or being nasty about it I see no problem. I'd rather my kid be at home masturbating to **** than having them get pregnant or get someone else pregnant. These kinds of things will only make the children do things behind their parents backs. How can you expect a 16 year old boy not to **********? I bet your parents have sex, so disgraceful! Yeah I understand their house their rules, but cum on. We all ********** and odds are we all have seen ****. I don't get why it's such a taboo thing to look at or do.
Flyndaran 10
I'd rather my hypothetical kids commit non violent crimes over murdering hoboes. That's a poor argument. It's not an either or issue. Sexuality is still developing as children and they should't be warped by all the **** that exists.
InfiniteSunshine 32
What kind of analogy is that, you're comparing crimes to sex/**** as if they're even remotely equivalent. Sex is natural and healthy, **** is legal, crimes are illegal and wrong, they hurt people. Sexuality is still developing in kids, and this is exactly why you need to give them an outlet to explore it and satisfy these urges. If don't allow this, you will have a kid that will have sex earlier, and one that won't trust you and sneak behind your back as well. Also, if you condemn your kids' sexuality and urges, trying to suppress it, trying to get them to stop doing something that is completely natural, because wanting to see sexual images at these ages, even if you might not like it, it is still natural, it will only serve to raise a kid who is very sexually unhealthy, because they think their desires are wrong.
Catdragon 40
A 15 year old is in high school, learning geometry and other things, can have a job, start looking at colleges among other things, yet you still call them a child. At 16, they can get a permit and start driving. Yet you don't want them looking at ****. I'm not saying we should allow young children to see it, I'm saying we should allow teenagers to view it because 100% of teenagers will have some form of sexuality. I started getting into that kind of stuff at 15. I read a lot of smutty fanfics, wrote some myself, watched ****, drew **** and other things. I think the law is stupid because what good will it do if you can get arrested or fined for that? You're going to lock up a 15 year old for looking at ******* on the internet? In some states, 16 is the legal age of consent. So you're saying you can legally consent to sex at 16, but you can't view **** until you're 18? That's why I'm saying it's a dumb rule that you have to be older than 18 to look at ****.
InfiniteSunshine 32
Your point of it being legal to have sex at 16, but not view **** until 18, is perfect, there is no logic there. The laws for not allowing people under the age of 18 to view **** really do need to be changed.