Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
inb4 "YDI for smoking" Don't be douchecocks about the OP's lifestyle choice(s), people. That said, I'm pretty sure schools have "NO SMOKING" signs everywhere.
lexie206 0
YDI for smoking on school property.
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Comments (93)
bbnicolc41 0
That's ridiculous. You can't smoke anywhere anymore and everyone bitches when you do. As long as you were smoking a Camel Light I see no problem lol.
blastvortex 4
Get a clue, OP.
deepdiver999 0
haha dude that's hilarious lmfao I read that and I thought that if they didn't want you to smoke that they would put up signs but If they did and you didn't read the signs than your an idiot
neokitty 0
I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to smoke on school grounds no matter how old you are. funny though, sent to the principals office?
crazy4jeter 0
YDI! Every school has signs that say "Drug Free Zone", "No drugs or alcohol." plastered over every entrance and exit, you should know better.
CaliGali 9
isn't it a good thing to look younger than your real age? and funny at the same time
heresIsaac 4
ydi for smoking
DelPiero10 0
smoking kills you ruhtard
KhronicSmoke 2
I totally feel your pain. I get shit every time I go to the liquor store, because they think I'm under age. I'm 24
dancer_2014 0
there's a law against smoking on school grounds. don't be a jerrkk!