Kids, School and Smoking: Get 'em while they're young - FML

Get 'em while they're young

By Smoked. - 20/06/2021 12:59 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I got a citation from school. My 10-year-old son was caught smoking cigarettes during recess. FML

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cuz803 44

Sunday 20 June 2021 20:05

What the hell? Precocious activity in the making. He's 10 and already practicing vice. Where did he get the cigs from cause he's too young to be given cigs from an owner? Does someone close to him smoke? I hope nobody intentionally gave it to him cause if so, someone's going to jail. Do get him to stop cause he's gonna stunt his physical and mental growth and make life much harder for him.

mccuish 25

Monday 21 June 2021 8:33

Where the hell did he get the cigarettes is what I want to know?

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cuz803 44

Sunday 20 June 2021 20:05

What the hell? Precocious activity in the making. He's 10 and already practicing vice. Where did he get the cigs from cause he's too young to be given cigs from an owner? Does someone close to him smoke? I hope nobody intentionally gave it to him cause if so, someone's going to jail. Do get him to stop cause he's gonna stunt his physical and mental growth and make life much harder for him.

mccuish 25

Monday 21 June 2021 8:33

Where the hell did he get the cigarettes is what I want to know?

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