Today, I got a citation from school. My 10-year-old son was caught smoking cigarettes during recess. FML
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Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, I got suspended from school for smoking in the stairs. I'm grounded for a month without my phone, TV or any type of social connection. All of this would seem like a fair enough punishment if I actually smoked, but instead I just smell like my parent's second-hand smoke. FML
Today, I quit smoking. My son came home with an ashtray he made in arts and crafts class. FML
Today, I reprimanded my daughter for eating too many chips, since it's not good for you. She responded with, "Know what else isn't good for you? Two cigarettes a day." I couldn't even come up with a retort. I can't believe I just got burned by a ten-year-old. FML
Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML
Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
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cuz803 46
What the hell? Precocious activity in the making. He's 10 and already practicing vice. Where did he get the cigs from cause he's too young to be given cigs from an owner? Does someone close to him smoke? I hope nobody intentionally gave it to him cause if so, someone's going to jail. Do get him to stop cause he's gonna stunt his physical and mental growth and make life much harder for him.
mccuish 25
Where the hell did he get the cigarettes is what I want to know?
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cuz803 46
What the hell? Precocious activity in the making. He's 10 and already practicing vice. Where did he get the cigs from cause he's too young to be given cigs from an owner? Does someone close to him smoke? I hope nobody intentionally gave it to him cause if so, someone's going to jail. Do get him to stop cause he's gonna stunt his physical and mental growth and make life much harder for him.
mccuish 25
Where the hell did he get the cigarettes is what I want to know?