Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
inb4 "YDI for smoking" Don't be douchecocks about the OP's lifestyle choice(s), people. That said, I'm pretty sure schools have "NO SMOKING" signs everywhere.
lexie206 0
YDI for smoking on school property.
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Comments (93)
jcpt1984 0
I guess if you were outside of the school zone, then FYL, but YDI if you were within the school zone.
augepauge09 0
Any one who says "YDI for smoking" is obviously a kid.
totalsoccerfan 0
definitely. all of those millions of people who can't afford to pay for healthcare because of complicated rules, high bills, and ridiculous insurance restrictions, it's just because they're only working two jobs to get by. They should just be left to fend for themselves. That's what America was founded on right? Not unity and brotherhood, but having its citizens lead selfish, self-fulfilling, and discrimination. Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!
ajmint 1
Principal's office? Did he fine you, or did you get a detention on Friday afternoon?
pipp360 0
smoking is bad... **** you douchebag
blingblingbling 0
LMFAO
g3rusz 6
That's just plain funny :)
510lobita510 0
nice XD
ancapagency 0
You should have gone to the office, then bitched out the principle and whoever it was who sent you to the office. Frakkin' authoritarian assholes piss me off.
leahismine 0
Hello, you where on school grounds , dummie think next time..... oh wait you probably not capable of that since you smoke, on school grounds!