Miscellaneous: Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing...

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML

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Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

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Laci_Laine 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 10:11

Couldn't you just take your jacket off or turn it inside out??

mobius8 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 10:04

Isn't it your right as an American to parade around as a Nazi anyway?

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JessTrek 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 10:35

Haha for some reason this reminds me of the movie The Producers. You should have walked home singing "Springtime for Hitler." At any rate, FYL.

Andei 19

Saturday 16 April 2016 8:04

That would have been perfect!

alex_vik 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 10:36

No car?

PschedelicWan 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 11:01

Ahaha! FYL, man, but that prank was hilarious!

Logica42 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 12:37

Um.................no. Sorry. No. Some people happen to have eggs on hand. Just saying. Shut up.

g00nie 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 11:38

didnt you think to take off your arm band and shirt/jacket or whatever?

Nightfallz 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 11:47

whoever threw eggs at you apparently doesn't understand the freedoms given by the constitution.

ydi_bitch 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 10:56

YDI for getting eggs thrown at you !

XxKate1294xX 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 18:56

Well you could just say you agree he was a bitch, and I bet this comment will end up being a reply to someone else, so unles you're the guy who posted the comment about being distantly being related to Hitler....this comment wasn't meant for you :)

iusticanun 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 8:55

I'd just like to know something: Why would you tell people you're distantly-related to Adolf Hitler? That doesn't seem very prudent to me. [This was a reply to #15, just in case FML screws up the numbering.]

Everlost 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 12:02

you could have taken you shirt off while you walked.

Indiana_fml 4

Wednesday 22 July 2009 13:32

*LMAO* Actually, that *is* funny! FYL nevertheless :)

jackiness 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 13:54

oh god. FYL all the way.

Stephie_fml 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 14:51

Dude, the point of the arm-band is that it's removable. I find it incredibly hard to believe that you couldn't just take the shirt off, or change into something from the costumes that was less offensive. I'm calling BS on this one.