By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 448
You deserved it 5 591

Same thing different taste

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Laci_Laine 0

Couldn't you just take your jacket off or turn it inside out??

Isn't it your right as an American to parade around as a Nazi anyway?

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ban4023 0

hahahahahahhahahahaha must have been along walk home

Yikes... That's funny in a weird sadistic way; but at the same time it blows that you got kicked while you were already down. Although you could have taken the jacket off. Or flipped it inside out at least. It's kind of like a FYL and a YDI in some weird way.

noshitsherlock 0

Ouch. Was the armband sewn on?! If not, you should've at least taken that off!

I feel sorry that you didn't have anyone who could drive you home... and that someone stole your clothes... and that people would waste eggs like that... sad day.

Steph55ny 0

Um op don't u kno that costumes are not meant to leave the theater. And if eggs were thrown wouldn't ur costume get ruined? Or extremely dirty? Your director must have had a fit. And no chance to borrow some one elses clothing? A very bad situation indeed but u could hav handled it better ... Congrats on the show tho

you should have taken the armband off! and if you couldnt, at least cover it up with something! and i repeat, rule number one as an actor: wear something under your costume

do people just carry around eggs nowadays just in case?

Wow this is fake. Its fake because a jew would never throw eggs they are too cheap

You're lucky they just threw eggs at you and didn't shoot, mug or beat you up.

It was only a mile, so he probably expected to be able to keep himself out of sight.