Miscellaneous: Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing...

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2011 15:06 - United States

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

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By eggs - 28/02/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML

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By comet5002 - 09/09/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I played a goth character in my friend's student film with goth clothes, lip ring, eyeliner, etc. We went into Starbucks at break and an elderly man came up to me and said "Your kind is the reason for all the bad stuff in this world" and then spat in my $5 drink. FML

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By anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:18 - United Kingdom

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Exhaustion

By Shell - 05/03/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

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Laci_Laine 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 10:11

Couldn't you just take your jacket off or turn it inside out??

mobius8 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 10:04

Isn't it your right as an American to parade around as a Nazi anyway?

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SeaGhile 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 8:04

Hey, this isn't so bad. If I was in that situation, I wouldn't care...but those people shouldn't have thrown eggs at you! You lot have the First Amendment after all, and you weren't doing anything else which could have offended someone. They ruined a lovely costume. :( -SeaGhile

indianabummer 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 7:49

I don't even see how that is a good joke to begin with. Your friend is obviously a moron, you could have been seriously hurt had you run into the wrong group.

EveryDayJackAss 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 9:12

WOW im surprised that the military wasnt involved

RKftw 0

Monday 24 August 2009 22:59

sry bout the eggs man....

MetaGa 0

Monday 31 August 2009 1:02

lol i laughed rlly hard on this one =P sad but a nice prank. FYL

OP_here 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 9:56

Is it really that hard to cover up the arm-band? I'm assuming it was sewn on else you could've just taken it off, but just borrow a scarf or something from backstage and wrap it round the band, it normally doesn't take much to turn a uniform into something that looks a bit more casual,

ohcanaduh 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 7:05

YDI for being in a play, plays are for nerds.. jk but YDI for playing a Nazi

medeea 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 6:24

106 u are stupid. someone should have played that. and judging by that stupid comment is it to be expected of u to hate let's say...lord voldemort's actor in harry potter? i know it's not real but in ur tiny brain, that might actually happen. anyhow. OP, sorry man, that must suck biiiig time..one true FML.

shostakovich 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:23

You did Nazi that coming, didn't you? hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

rdvd7 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 22:16

You're lucky the Wehrmacht has some of the best uniforms I've seen, and if it was SS, those where designed by a famous fashion designer (whose name escapes me) anyway I love to own a German uniform (For historical/ reenactment purposes) Anyway, sucks you and your clothes got pelted by eggs.

Snitchiewitchie 7

Friday 11 March 2011 1:35

Just wondering, but where'd you read/hear that? I've studied WW2 for a few years (for fun of course), and I've never seen that anywhere. I could have missed it of course, but.... That is very interesting though, I never knew that. (^_^)