By Halloween Fail - United States - Braidwood Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML I agree, your life sucks 37829 You deserved it 7557 72 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Noname - South Africa Today, at a strategy session my manager displayed a flow chart of his employees. I wasn't included. Apparently I had been fired and they forgot to tell me. FML I agree, your life sucks 58650 You deserved it 2428 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my husband and I took a walk on the wharf. We walked by a Wax Museum and in front of the museum there was a bench with a very realistic wax man sitting on it. I got very close to his face and yelled over to my husband how realistic the wax man looked. Just then, he coughed. FML I agree, your life sucks 8677 You deserved it 34632 126 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By post it - Australia - South Yarra Today, I found out that when buying my $500 dollar dress I put my address as Austria instead of Australia. FML I agree, your life sucks 28199 You deserved it 13044 65 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By 20singleandproudish - Canada - Saskatoon Today, my younger brother helpfully pointed out that I'm the only one in my family of five who is single. He's twelve. FML I agree, your life sucks 38687 You deserved it 3701 69 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Soap0015 - United States Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML I agree, your life sucks 25091 You deserved it 2787 122 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Mug - United Kingdom Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML I agree, your life sucks 28617 You deserved it 2133 121 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML I agree, your life sucks 29263 You deserved it 8681 59 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By meohmy - United States Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML I agree, your life sucks 38770 You deserved it 6005 172 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Johna Richardson Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML I agree, your life sucks 3850 You deserved it 792 23 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my phone started ringing in the other room. I ran to go pick it up, tripped over my coffee table which gashed my leg, and knocked over my brand new 50" LCD TV, which broke over my head. Turns out it was a wrong number. FML I agree, your life sucks 57362 You deserved it 15235 122 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Manly Sneeze Today, I would like to say I pinched a nerve throwing punches, but no, I did it by sneezing. FML I agree, your life sucks 13010 You deserved it 1516 22 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I met my teacher after school to talk about a paper on which he gave me a low grade. I told him that I felt it was wrongly graded and he agreed. He lowered my score. FML I agree, your life sucks 6228 You deserved it 1564 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States Today, I decided to go swimming. I knew my technique would be off because I haven't swam since high school. It was when I made it only halfway across the pool that the lifeguard decided to jump in and save me. I wasn't drowning or struggling. FML I agree, your life sucks 45642 You deserved it 4644 68 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Mogg - Australia Move! Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML I agree, your life sucks 34812 You deserved it 3245 120 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Pissed.Off.Mom. - United States - Houston Today, I got a call informing me that my 16-year-old daughter had been arrested for shoplifting jewellery. Trying to look on the bright side, I assumed it was for my birthday that is coming up in a few days. Nope. It was a "Thank you" gift. For her drug dealer. FML I agree, your life sucks 14156 You deserved it 2509 70 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Talented73 - United States - Brooklyn Today, I went to a local Asian restaurant where this adorable Japanese girl works as a server. We had formed a friendship and I was hoping for something more, but I decided to play "hard-to-get" for the last couple of weeks. When I went there today, the place was closed. Permanently. FML I agree, your life sucks 7854 You deserved it 14687 42 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fiat850 - 9/5/2020 17:00 Messy Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML I agree, your life sucks 1429 You deserved it 132 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I purchased a cactus in a cute little pot and put it on my windowsill so it could get sun. Unfortunately, that's also where I have my alarm clock. Guess which one I grabbed in the morning. FML I agree, your life sucks 2186 You deserved it 2592 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML I agree, your life sucks 57242 You deserved it 7579 135 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ItaliczZz - Australia Today, I left my window open while practicing the saxophone. My drunk neighbours showed their appreciation for the music with a well-aimed firecracker that set my mattress on fire. My landlord has threatened to evict me as she thinks I set it off. FML I agree, your life sucks 29460 You deserved it 5662 109 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SakuraBreeze - United States Today, I was working at my new job at a food court on campus. One of the supervisors came up to my station and told me that I "really look like someone who, through some miracle, accidentally found their way into college." He then threw a pickle at me. FML I agree, your life sucks 26608 You deserved it 2621 94 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LoveSick Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML I agree, your life sucks 2467 You deserved it 222 23 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Fairfax Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML I agree, your life sucks 22620 You deserved it 2626 168 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By marenthehollow - United States - American Fork Today, I got yelled at by a customer for saving them money. FML I agree, your life sucks 10454 You deserved it 894 47 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SLAB_GIRL15 - Australia - Port Macquarie Today, I cleaned the toilet so vigorously that I snapped the handle of the brush. I laughed and told the rest of my family. Instead of joining in on the hilarity, my mother screamed, "We have had that toilet brush for twenty-six years!" FML I agree, your life sucks 31331 You deserved it 3050 152 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By inder - United Kingdom Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML I agree, your life sucks 49627 You deserved it 4708 160 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By immunizations - Canada Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML I agree, your life sucks 30602 You deserved it 10612 110 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, while talking on the phone with my long distance boyfriend, he let me know that he was getting married in August to "some girl" for his papers. After I objected he told me, "well you can marry me if you want." I'm not sure if I just got dumped or proposed to. FML I agree, your life sucks 51250 You deserved it 5855 122 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Relevance - United States Today, my husband fell for an online scam leaving us 1450.00 in the negative. We get paid tomorrow and most of our money is going to cover that debt. FML I agree, your life sucks 35005 You deserved it 7779 102 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Confusedfiance Today, my ex messaged me out of the blue saying she found my fiancé's tinder profile. I told her there was no way it was true. It actually was. FML I agree, your life sucks 3043 You deserved it 221 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I left my dog alone in the house for ten minutes while I took a shower. When I got out I found a mess of dust all over the floor and her ripping up a package that was supposed to be sent to my aunt. It contained my grandmother's ashes. FML I agree, your life sucks 50719 You deserved it 7879 80 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TheLastSerenade - Australia - Sydney Today, I saw a woman breast feeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years old. FML I agree, your life sucks 39667 You deserved it 3965 342 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Depressed - Sudan Great deal Today, I arrived in Africa to start my new job. I agreed to come to a city with little to no electricity, and poor water for triple the money I was making in Canada. I just realized my boss and I negotiated in two completely different currencies, and I'm now making half of what I used to. FML I agree, your life sucks 26352 You deserved it 41212 187 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Tor - United States Today, I was in class and felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I began to scream and cry because the pain was horrible, so the teacher called 911. After being rushed to the hospital, I was told that "I had gas cramps and would be fine." My whole class was listening on speakerphone to make sure I was ok. FML I agree, your life sucks 48688 You deserved it 12877 141 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Cardiff Today, I've spent nearly three weeks indulging my boyfriend's weird fetish, where he wears a hockey mask and I call him Jason. He just confessed it isn't really a fetish for him and that was just fucking with me. He's already told all his friends. I'm humiliated. FML I agree, your life sucks 33984 You deserved it 4633 166 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By catsonuincorns - United States - Clovis Today, I was in a car accident with my dad. A wheel slammed into my door, dislocating my arm and breaking it in three places. Later on, the people who hit us came over and gave my little sister a gift basket. She wasn't even in the car. FML I agree, your life sucks 4417 You deserved it 225 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/10/2020 08:08 Thanks, Marley Today, I made sure my puppy went number 1 and 2 before taking them into a pet-friendly store. In the store, two ladies awed at my puppy, but as I picked him up I didn't notice he'd shat on the floor until they pointed it out, giving me a dirty look. Other customers glared as I picked up his smeared shit. FML I agree, your life sucks 839 You deserved it 202 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Olympia Sorry Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML I agree, your life sucks 63676 You deserved it 5061 131 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By 41k312 Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML I agree, your life sucks 8681 You deserved it 3553 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lalalasmiles06 Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML I agree, your life sucks 45859 You deserved it 7230 266 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By gracehi | 31 #6106376 - Saturday 1 November 2014 11:28 At least you weren't mistaken for Swiss cheese. You'd have been eaten. Send a private message 260 7 Reply
By allie2590 | 30 #6106379 - Saturday 1 November 2014 11:30 At least the misunderstanding was cleared up before you actually became a ghost. Holy sheet! Send a private message 193 5 Reply
By gracehi | 31 #6106376 - Saturday 1 November 2014 11:28 At least you weren't mistaken for Swiss cheese. You'd have been eaten. Send a private message 260 7 Reply
Reply incoherentrmblr | 21 #6106886 - Saturday 1 November 2014 22:16 If they had gunned him down he might've looked like Swiss cheese in the end... Send a private message 10 9 Reply
Reply typical_girl_ | 19 #6107111 - Sunday 2 November 2014 2:13 That was cheesy Send a private message 7 2 Reply
By allie2590 | 30 #6106379 - Saturday 1 November 2014 11:30 At least the misunderstanding was cleared up before you actually became a ghost. Holy sheet! Send a private message 193 5 Reply
Reply wanted_2_want | 40 #6106516 - Saturday 1 November 2014 14:46 Plot twist: OP is black, while his friends are whites. Send a private message 67 4 Reply
By sarah5745 | 41 #6106384 - Saturday 1 November 2014 11:31 Oh well, at least there's another year to perfect your costume.. Send a private message 57 2 Reply
Reply sayyestothedress | 24 #6106553 - Saturday 1 November 2014 15:49 And a whole year's worth of plotting to get revenge on the people who beat OP up! Send a private message 14 3 Reply
By lovelyvampire | 16 #6106386 - Saturday 1 November 2014 11:31 I am curious now as to where in America you live. Send a private message 12 42 Reply
Reply meli1195 | 31 #6106417 - Saturday 1 November 2014 11:57 it says Illinois... Send a private message 34 5 Reply
Reply drmisin | 5 #6106440 - Saturday 1 November 2014 12:45 Not on my phone. Send a private message 23 2 Reply
Reply lovelyvampire | 16 #6106492 - Saturday 1 November 2014 14:00 my phone only says the united states Send a private message 19 5 Reply
Reply garrett_8614 | 14 #6106781 - Saturday 1 November 2014 19:53 It says Illinois. Let's just hope is wasn't Chicago Send a private message 1 5 Reply
By DestinyNiya | 33 #6106390 - Saturday 1 November 2014 11:32 At least you're actually still alive. Send a private message 15 7 Reply
By prettyinpinkxoxo | 9 #6106392 - Saturday 1 November 2014 11:33 Whether or not the sheet on the top of your head was pointy or not your going to need to be more observant of your costume choice... Send a private message 9 34 Reply
Reply Thorzix | 23 #6106408 - Saturday 1 November 2014 11:45 Not really people just need to stop seeing racism where there isn't any. Society nowadays is offended by the slightest thing, smh. Send a private message 77 9 Reply
Reply sjbartholome | 14 #6106503 - Saturday 1 November 2014 14:16 I agree that the racism sensitivity meter is high with a lot of people but racism still exists today! Send a private message 22 4 Reply
By nooniebird | 8 #6106395 - Saturday 1 November 2014 11:34 That sucks. Hope you're feeling okkk. Send a private message 81 4 Reply
By tony1891 | 22 #6106398 - Saturday 1 November 2014 11:35 good grief Charlie brown. Send a private message 63 2 Reply
By Flowtastic | 16 #6106409 - Saturday 1 November 2014 11:46 YDI for having a coned head Send a private message 7 33 Reply
Reply Morning_fml | 22 #6106676 - Saturday 1 November 2014 18:36 White bed sheets don't have coned-heads, #10. Send a private message 14 2 Reply
Reply Flowtastic | 16 #6107050 - Sunday 2 November 2014 1:04 No but the OP seems to Send a private message 0 7 Reply
Reply domolovesyoshi | 33 #6107297 - Sunday 2 November 2014 6:34 Or the people who beat op up were just stupid over sensitive assholes Send a private message 8 0 Reply
By RA91 | 26 #6106419 - Saturday 1 November 2014 12:08 That sucks..I would have stuck with just straight up Charlie Brown. 6 1 Reply
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