Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML
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Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML
Today, I farted at a crowded concert, and people started commenting on said fart. I specifically went out of my way to eat certain foods all day so that it wouldn't happen. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML
Today, I went to an orchestra concert and everyone was sat really close together. I tried to avoid hitting people nearby, and tried to lean back to not hit anyone. My bow ended up hitting a cymbal from the percussion section and made quite a loud sound. It was during a really soft part of a song. Kill me. FML
Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML
Today, at a company event, there was a break. The Blue Danube was playing. Bored, I absentmindedly start singing, “My butt is ugly” to the melody. I forgot that my mic was on and the whole auditorium heard. Not only was I sent home, but my boss wants to “discuss” it on Monday at the office. FML
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vcjesusfreak 0
It is incredibly unprofessional to talk at all during a concert, you completely deserved that.
jncwmnd 0
let me guess..you need to say rude things about other people to feel better about your appearance..YDI
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Comments (297)
xoxcassandraaxox 0
LOL that's what you get :D
fckaduck 0
You definitely would have known sooner or been able to hear your voices projecting...YDI for being a dick anyway.
judgmentalbear 0
Wow. You're an asshole y would you do that anyways? YDI
FMLwrestler 0
I am annoyed by fat people's inability to get the motivation to work to lose weight, as well... But you're simply an idiot, and a hypocrite as well. Somebody as stupid and inattentive as you are has no right to publicly make claims about anybody. Not that I have that right, either.. but then again, I don't go onstage and mass-diss fat people. How the hell did you not even hear your voice repeated through the microphone? That's just routine. I always can tell when my voice is being magnified. YDI x a hundred just for being that stupid
hlks 0
you totally deserved it.
wepehs 0
YDI douchebag
castro4life 0
thats funny ,, but you are seriously douchebags
ilikeboys 0
wow everyone...shut the **** up! i used to play violin in orchestra when i was in highschool and i would sometimes talk to my stand partner (it is possible to talk w/o anyone noticing, unless there happens to be a mic next to you). and who the **** cares what they talk about. i think it's actually hilarious and maybe will get some people to join a gym or something
chanchito 0
YDi WTF thatss crew
hahaha6 0
#10- what's drano? :p And really, the OP deserves to die because they talked on-stage? Believe me, i'm all for a huge YDI for this one, but some of these comments are harsh!