Work: Today, I came back from vacation to find a packet on the company's... - FML

By Darth Binks - 01/02/2015 18:48 - Canada

Today, I came back from vacation to find a packet on the company's stress management programs on my desk. I was sent the same packet over my vacation. I got the same packet from my boss as I left. All because I snapped at a co-worker who was throwing a tantrum over the Star Wars trailer. FML

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Exodiafinder687 58

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Monday 2 February 2015 11:05

Good...good...let the hate flow through you.

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Monday 2 February 2015 10:58

At least it wasn't a Star Trek trailer.

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Monday 2 February 2015 10:58

At least it wasn't a Star Trek trailer.

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Monday 2 February 2015 11:02

Obviously your boss thinks you have some aggression problems. But at the bright side your boss cares about your stress level which is a good thing :) Best of luck for your future OP.

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Monday 2 February 2015 11:47

Or he cares about his own health and lack of bullet holes in his body because his employee didn't snap and shoot up the building.

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Monday 2 February 2015 11:03

Hmm, I wonder if a how to use your mind to choke someone out tutorial is included in the packet?

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Monday 2 February 2015 11:04

Looks like your co worker has ratted you out big time. May the calm be with you.

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Monday 2 February 2015 12:15

or it could have happened in front of everyone.

Exodiafinder687 58

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Monday 2 February 2015 11:05

Good...good...let the hate flow through you.

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Monday 2 February 2015 11:12

May the force of peace be with you

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Monday 2 February 2015 11:13

*cries* because r2d2 is adorable

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Monday 2 February 2015 11:13

well they will most likely ruin the reboot. so his freaking out is valid haha

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Monday 2 February 2015 11:13

Go on vacations again for stress relaxation.

A07 48

Monday 2 February 2015 11:28

Atleast your company cares about you OP, that is rare so enjoy it. Plenty of fml's here that state the opposite about their bosses.

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