FML : Today, I came back from vacation to find a packet on the company's stress management programs on my desk. I was sent the same packet over my vacation....

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Today, I came back from vacation to find a packet on the company's stress management programs on my desk. I was sent the same packet over my vacation. I got the same packet from my boss as I left. All because I snapped at a co-worker who was throwing a tantrum over the Star Wars trailer. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Darth Binks - / Sunday 1 February 2015 18:48 / Canada

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By Exodiafinder687 | 58

#6190049 - Monday 2 February 2015 11:05

Good...good...let the hate flow through you.

By pdp_fml | 21

#6190040 - Monday 2 February 2015 10:58

At least it wasn't a Star Trek trailer.

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By pdp_fml | 21

#6190040 - Monday 2 February 2015 10:58

At least it wasn't a Star Trek trailer.

By ToxicTyrael | 26

#6190044 - Monday 2 February 2015 11:02

Obviously your boss thinks you have some aggression problems. But at the bright side your boss cares about your stress level which is a good thing :)
Best of luck for your future OP.

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MrConcise | 34

#6190075 - Monday 2 February 2015 11:47

Or he cares about his own health and lack of bullet holes in his body because his employee didn't snap and shoot up the building.

By Dreamsorrow93 | 24

#6190046 - Monday 2 February 2015 11:03

Hmm, I wonder if a how to use your mind to choke someone out tutorial is included in the packet?

By AGB10 | 19

#6190047 - Monday 2 February 2015 11:04

Looks like your co worker has ratted you out big time. May the calm be with you.

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Salvanoi | 23

#6190096 - Monday 2 February 2015 12:15

or it could have happened in front of everyone.

By Exodiafinder687 | 58

#6190049 - Monday 2 February 2015 11:05

Good...good...let the hate flow through you.

By waaaaaaaat | 5

#6190055 - Monday 2 February 2015 11:12

May the force of peace be with you

By gerardtheneko | 12

#6190056 - Monday 2 February 2015 11:13

*cries* because r2d2 is adorable

By bearstyle22 | 11

#6190057 - Monday 2 February 2015 11:13

well they will most likely ruin the reboot. so his freaking out is valid haha

By Faddyy6 | 17

#6190058 - Monday 2 February 2015 11:13

Go on vacations again for stress relaxation.

By A07 | 47

#6190064 - Monday 2 February 2015 11:28

Atleast your company cares about you OP, that is rare so enjoy it. Plenty of fml's here that state the opposite about their bosses.

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