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anything that starts with, when i pissing in a urinal, you know it's gonna be a good story.

Today, I was peeing in a urinal when this guy next to me decided to sneeze ...and use me as his urinal. FML

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anything that starts with, when i pissing in a urinal, you know it's gonna be a good story.

best fml ever! hahaha

thats more of an fml for the other guy lol

today, the idiot next to me hit his head and pissed all over me. FML. lmao

"I was pissing in a urinal" because no good story starts with "so I was eating a salad..." haha

Except for the OP. ;)

I would've beat his ass if he pissed on me

No you wouldn't of

I want to see this for some reason... anyone want to start a comedy sketch show based on stories from FML?

that'd be pretty awesome. I mean they have one for YouTube videos, so why not FMLs?

#1 hahaha, funny comment. did the guy next to you understand? I wouldn't want to be peed on, I would be ticked off but I would at least understand the situation better after this explanation.

haha great idea #5

HAHAHA. Sorry, but....yeah.

Today, I was peeing in a urinal when this guy next to me decided to sneeze ...and use me as his urinal. FML

hahaha, sorry, that's too great xD

I'm usually an a-hole when it comes to commenting, but this just sucks. So long as I wasn't wearing something white, so the yellow showed up, I'd be able to excuse it. I'd probably just laugh it off.

It would probably smell though.

Too many sneezing incidents here lately....................