By iliketurtles - 24/02/2009 22:57 - United States

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Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML
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holynemesis1208 3

anything that starts with, when i pissing in a urinal, you know it's gonna be a good story.

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drybamboo 0
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Today, I was peeing in a urinal when this guy next to me decided to sneeze ...and use me as his urinal. FML

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holynemesis1208 3

anything that starts with, when i pissing in a urinal, you know it's gonna be a good story.

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Darraghscoot 0
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best fml ever! hahaha

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evanking 0
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thats more of an fml for the other guy lol

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fishsmash 0
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today, the idiot next to me hit his head and pissed all over me. FML. lmao

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crazy4uboi 6

"I was pissing in a urinal" because no good story starts with "so I was eating a salad..." haha

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corocoro 30
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Except for the OP. ;)

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xxrogerthatxx 19
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I would've beat his ass if he pissed on me

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tweek182 6
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No you wouldn't of

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blackberry92 0

true!

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Petrov1989 0
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I want to see this for some reason... anyone want to start a comedy sketch show based on stories from FML?

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anon2468 0

that'd be pretty awesome. I mean they have one for YouTube videos, so why not FMLs?

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Dayen 0

#1 hahaha, funny comment. did the guy next to you understand? I wouldn't want to be peed on, I would be ticked off but I would at least understand the situation better after this explanation.

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dang_fml 0

haha great idea #5

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PureGold 0
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HAHAHA. Sorry, but....yeah.

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drybamboo 0
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Today, I was peeing in a urinal when this guy next to me decided to sneeze ...and use me as his urinal. FML

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d00d_c0m3_0n 0
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hahaha, sorry, that's too great xD

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mleeb 0
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I'm usually an a-hole when it comes to commenting, but this just sucks. So long as I wasn't wearing something white, so the yellow showed up, I'd be able to excuse it. I'd probably just laugh it off.

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Chixken 6

It would probably smell though.

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Herbs_Special 0

Too many sneezing incidents here lately....................

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