FML : Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In...

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Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By iliketurtles - / Tuesday 24 February 2009 22:57 / United States

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By holynemesis1208 | 3

#6748 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 01:13

anything that starts with, when i pissing in a urinal, you know it's gonna be a good story.

By drybamboo | 0

#6772 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 01:36

Today, I was peeing in a urinal when this guy next to me decided to sneeze ...and use me as his urinal. FML

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By holynemesis1208 | 3

#6748 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 01:13

anything that starts with, when i pissing in a urinal, you know it's gonna be a good story.

Darraghscoot | 0

#886107 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 09:16

best fml ever! hahaha

evanking | 0

#1210228 - Monday 9 August 2010 03:32

thats more of an fml for the other guy lol

fishsmash | 0

#1298070 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 05:35

today, the idiot next to me hit his head and pissed all over me. FML. lmao

crazy4uboi | 6

#5313738 - Tuesday 8 January 2013 03:56

"I was pissing in a urinal" because no good story starts with "so I was eating a salad..." haha

corocoro | 30

#5630102 - Friday 16 August 2013 11:49

Except for the OP. ;)

xxrogerthatxx | 19

#5745924 - Thursday 7 November 2013 08:46

I would've beat his ass if he pissed on me

tweek182 | 6

#6011486 - Friday 18 July 2014 06:23

No you wouldn't of

By blackberry92 | 0

#6749 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 01:14

true!

By Petrov1989 | 0

#6754 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 01:16

I want to see this for some reason... anyone want to start a comedy sketch show based on stories from FML?

anon2468 | 0

#2254000 - Monday 28 March 2011 07:30

that'd be pretty awesome. I mean they have one for YouTube videos, so why not FMLs?

By Dayen | 0

#6758 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 01:20

#1 hahaha, funny comment. did the guy next to you understand? I wouldn't want to be peed on, I would be ticked off but I would at least understand the situation better after this explanation.

By dang_fml | 0

#6765 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 01:26

haha great idea #5

By PureGold | 0

#6766 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 01:26

HAHAHA. Sorry, but....yeah.

By drybamboo | 0

#6772 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 01:36

Today, I was peeing in a urinal when this guy next to me decided to sneeze ...and use me as his urinal. FML

By d00d_c0m3_0n | 0

#6774 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 01:38

hahaha, sorry, that's too great xD

By mleeb | 0

#6785 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 01:45

I'm usually an a-hole when it comes to commenting, but this just sucks. So long as I wasn't wearing something white, so the yellow showed up, I'd be able to excuse it. I'd probably just laugh it off.