Transportation: Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use...

By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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pinkdottedbow 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 23:38

Wear a diaper?

crazycat123 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 23:48

how does that even happen?! 0.o

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chellinha93 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 2:41

That's awful. Did you went back to your seat and sat down, without anybody noticing? We all hope so, but I doubt it. lol

Xxkailah_chaotic 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 2:48

baha that happend to me in targetxD

530boy 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 3:05

YDI for being obese and not making it to the bathroom on time.

polopony 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 3:19

Yuck. I bet the seat now smells like a $20 moisturizer product

btrfly8888 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 14:37

rotflmmfao!!!!!!

gunner83 1

Sunday 5 September 2010 3:23

this is really a fml for who ever had to sit next to you!

brian15_fml 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 3:24

Ha Ha u shit your pants

Niick_fml 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 3:51

YDI for soiling yourself.

_Jonah_ 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 4:06

....gross.

bigbadtim 7

Sunday 5 September 2010 4:09

I hope the captain released the air masks so everyone could still breath. OP, you should of used the paper bag that comes with your seat.

MagneticGuitar 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 4:11

Nervous eh?

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