Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
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Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, the line for the bathroom on my flight was so long that the passenger next to me couldn't hold it any longer, so he just let it all loose in his pants. FML
Today, I took a long distance train across country. Early on I had an urgent need to use the bathroom. As I went to flush away the nasty, the preflush water violently projected my diarrhoea onto my pants before clearing the rest down the gurgler. I have 8 hours left on the train. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML
Today, I really had to use the airplane lavatory. After I'd finished, the flight attendants continuously sprayed air freshener for two minutes. FML
Today, I went on an overnight airplane flight. I wanted to be comfy so I took off my shorts, threw a blanket over myself, and slept. When the lights came back on, I ran to the bathroom before they served food. After using the bathroom, I noticed I hadn't put my shorts back on. FML
Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
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pinkdottedbow 0
Wear a diaper?
crazycat123 0
how does that even happen?! 0.o
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Comments (92)
cole86 0
u couldn't hold it!?!?!?
ladycoyote107 0
How long was your flight? are we talking commuter distance in soiled clothes or international?
pachecogirl 0
aww! so sorry, that sucks /:
mcsquanch 0
wtf is wrong with u man? jesus god man get a hold of yerself and ur bodily functions.
angreen21 0
daaaang, that sucks
Zebidee 9
That sucks horribly, and is the argument against airlines like Ryanair planning on removing all but one toilet on an aircraft. For the people who are saying YDI for not holding on, there's a bunch of reasons why this could have come as a surprise, even something as simple as eating something slightly sketchy at breakfast. Lighten up - it's not like she'd have planned this.
Freeze_fml 17
You're not a big kid anymore.
habeeboburky94 0
How old are you? If you JUST felt the need to go to the toilet, I doubt you couldn't hold it in for a few minutes until you got the bathroom. People with normal bladders can usually hold it in for more than just a few minutes.
Norwegian_Wood 4
But just look at what you said. People with NORMAL bladders. Maybe her's isn't. At least not right now. Maybe she has an infection or something. OP, FYL but you might want to get that checked out by a doctor.
heyyitshannah 0
we were in the car for a trip to Broadway. the George Washington bridge was under construction so it was another 4 hour wait to get across. my sister had to go to the bathroom so badly, she peed in the seat of a rental car. she had to sit in pee for 8 hours b4 we got to a bathroom...it could be worse, op.
Schizomaniac 24
How is that any worse?
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
43- no it really couldn't. and if I were your sis I would have gotten out grabbed a coat to cover the front and peed next to the car. and op is worse cuz they shat themself and there could have been turbulance so the seatbelt sign might have been on although in that situation op should hve said that it was an emergancy. but bright side you probably won't ever see those people again.
misfitSuperStar 0
F whoever's life that had to set next to you, op!!!! *stinky*