Transportation: Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use...

By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2022 12:00

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By anonymous - 28/07/2012 13:26 - Lebanon

Today, I went on an overnight airplane flight. I wanted to be comfy so I took off my shorts, threw a blanket over myself, and slept. When the lights came back on, I ran to the bathroom before they served food. After using the bathroom, I noticed I hadn't put my shorts back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 21:30

Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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pinkdottedbow 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 23:38

Wear a diaper?

crazycat123 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 23:48

how does that even happen?! 0.o

Comments

cole86 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 0:25

u couldn't hold it!?!?!?

ladycoyote107 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 0:25

How long was your flight? are we talking commuter distance in soiled clothes or international?

pachecogirl 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 0:26

aww! so sorry, that sucks /:

mcsquanch 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 0:45

wtf is wrong with u man? jesus god man get a hold of yerself and ur bodily functions.

angreen21 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 0:46

daaaang, that sucks

Zebidee 8

Sunday 5 September 2010 0:47

That sucks horribly, and is the argument against airlines like Ryanair planning on removing all but one toilet on an aircraft. For the people who are saying YDI for not holding on, there's a bunch of reasons why this could have come as a surprise, even something as simple as eating something slightly sketchy at breakfast. Lighten up - it's not like she'd have planned this.

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 5 September 2010 1:04

You're not a big kid anymore.

habeeboburky94 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 1:05

How old are you? If you JUST felt the need to go to the toilet, I doubt you couldn't hold it in for a few minutes until you got the bathroom. People with normal bladders can usually hold it in for more than just a few minutes.

Norwegian_Wood 4

Sunday 5 September 2010 2:35

But just look at what you said. People with NORMAL bladders. Maybe her's isn't. At least not right now. Maybe she has an infection or something. OP, FYL but you might want to get that checked out by a doctor.

heyyitshannah 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 1:07

we were in the car for a trip to Broadway. the George Washington bridge was under construction so it was another 4 hour wait to get across. my sister had to go to the bathroom so badly, she peed in the seat of a rental car. she had to sit in pee for 8 hours b4 we got to a bathroom...it could be worse, op.

Schizomaniac 24

Sunday 5 September 2010 2:46

How is that any worse?

FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 8:24

43- no it really couldn't. and if I were your sis I would have gotten out grabbed a coat to cover the front and peed next to the car. and op is worse cuz they shat themself and there could have been turbulance so the seatbelt sign might have been on although in that situation op should hve said that it was an emergancy. but bright side you probably won't ever see those people again.