Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, the line for the bathroom on my flight was so long that the passenger next to me couldn't hold it any longer, so he just let it all loose in his pants. FML
Today, I took a long distance train across country. Early on I had an urgent need to use the bathroom. As I went to flush away the nasty, the preflush water violently projected my diarrhoea onto my pants before clearing the rest down the gurgler. I have 8 hours left on the train. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML
Today, I really had to use the airplane lavatory. After I'd finished, the flight attendants continuously sprayed air freshener for two minutes. FML
Today, I went on an overnight airplane flight. I wanted to be comfy so I took off my shorts, threw a blanket over myself, and slept. When the lights came back on, I ran to the bathroom before they served food. After using the bathroom, I noticed I hadn't put my shorts back on. FML
Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
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pinkdottedbow 0
Wear a diaper?
crazycat123 0
how does that even happen?! 0.o
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Comments (92)
UpYoursInAdvance 0
Damn FYL and everyones around you OP
acneegg 7
I feel sorry for the rest of the people on the plane
jonny2x4 0
Ewwww, you shat yourself!!!!
Macadamia_fml 0
Eww, how old are you, five? lmao Eff the lives of everyone on the plane! haha
toribabie 0
What are you 2 years old? You should know to try before boarding the plane, or before it takes off. LOL, ewwwwwww. i feel sorry for whoever was sitting next to you.
me_you 0
wait a minute so you were traveling and you didn't pack ANY other clothes to change into...that seems VERY stupid and lie
tdawgheath 0
How many FML's can you say you honestly believe though? MOST, if not all are just made up on the spot or embellished to the point that they're (meant to be) funny.
MissKattt3 2
I'm Assuming that OP meant the rest of the flight, not the rest of the entire vacation. That wouldn't make much sense. The rest of OP's clothes were probably in her suitcase(s) in a part of the plane not accessible to humans. (Because it's not pressurized) I doubt that she was that stupid as to not pack ANY other clothes on a vacation that's obviously more than a day trip away from her home. (As is evidence by the fact that she was flying there). But that's pretty gross OP.
sunthroughrain 0
I feel bad for the people around you **** their lives
AJRENO 0
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats gross I would have an ocd attack if that happened to me
blondbrunette916 0
wendk
grumpy94533 11
Sorry :(