Transportation: Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use...

By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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pinkdottedbow 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 23:38

Wear a diaper?

crazycat123 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 23:48

how does that even happen?! 0.o

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Jstarks 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 4:24

this would be acceptable maybe if you were a 1year old

Pierceissexy 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 4:30

sucks for the person next to you! haha

xMeAtHaMmEr 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 4:43

always go before you fly.

joemk2012 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 4:52

This gives me an idea for a new movie.... "Shit-Snakes on a Plane"

antoinemartinez 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 5:03

what are yu like 5 years old???

fmlx1211 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 5:27

ew motha fukkkkkka

buggybeauty 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 5:59

crappy

Gal_Capone 1

Sunday 5 September 2010 6:12

hence the reason there are depends

bloobelly 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 6:30

THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!

strawberrybanana_fml 1

Sunday 5 September 2010 6:48

not only do I feel bad for you but also the person sitting next to you that had to smell it!

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